flynn: OK boys. Mueller has said that I don't deserve any time and this Judge Sullivan guy is supposed to be anti government to some degree, right?
There is no way we can fukk this up....let's do this!
Judge Sullivan: You are disgusting.
Let me just get that out there so we know what time it is.
I will be taking into account everything that you have done when sentencing you Mr.Flynn. It is my understanding
that you are still cooperating with several investigations. You are going to need every good deed you can muster
so I suggest that you request a delay until your cooperation is complete. Despite the Special Counsel suggestion,
I can not promise you that you will not serve time as things stand today.
Flynn: Nah, I'm good. Let's do this.
I'm guilty as fukk
I lied to the FBI about meeting with high level Russian Intel many, many times.
I did that shyt IN THE WHITE HOUSE! That's the crazy part about it, these FBI goons came into my office and were really nice to me.
Then they started asking me all kinds of crazy questions.
They didn't even tell me that it was a crime to lie to them because they work for the FBI....can you believe that shyt?
That's in the past though, we cool as fukk now.
Did you see the deal they cut me?
Yo, I'm ready to bounce. Let's wrap this shyt up.
Judge Sullivan: What did you just say? Hold up, hold up....you just triggered sketch mode...
....in my courtroom...with all that sketchy shyt you just said.
You cannot accept responsibility for your crimes by pleading guilty to federal charges, and then say that you were treated unfairly. That is not going to happen in my courtroom.
Flynn:
Judge Sullivan: You still stuck in sketch mode?
That's because you don't have respect for the framework of our justice system.
Do you have any idea how much dirt I've seen on you that I can't even talk about?
Why wasn't Flynn charged with the crimes that he lied to the FBI about?
I understand that Flynn has a long history of service but he has arguably sold his country out.
A person of such high a rank in US Intelligence should be held to a higher standard than what I am seeing and I want to know why.
Prosecution:
Judge Sullivan: Ok, things got a little heated there but I'd like to dial it down a bit.
Could you have charged Flynn with
Treason?
Prosecution: Well, um...we um.....never considered charging Flynn with....
treason.
Judge Sullivan: That's not what i asked.
I want to know if you
can charge him with treason?
Prosecution:
Defence: Um, if I could chime in real quick...
I'd like to apologize to the court and the state for all the shyt talking my client did done said back there.
That was actually the fault of his counsel and should not reflect poorly on Mr. Flynn.
Flynn Adlib: Got it off my chest....sorry
Judge Sullivan: You still wanna get sentenced today, or do you want to finish cooperation on the several investigations you are assisting in?
Flynn: I'd like to delay my sentencing, your honor
Judge Sullivan: That's what I thought you walking piece of garbage
I know about all that shyt you did that I can't talk about and I let the world know too.
Flynn: How did I fukk this up?