Here is one I posted recently:
While chilling at a laundrymat ike 3 months ago this chick kept passing and looking at me and smiling, this white broad was bad fat ass in all, being that she was a PAWG, I'm in beast mode focusing on my kill totally irrational, then we locked eyes for like 10 seconds so I know she wanted the d, and I seen that she had a child she was chasing so I knew she was fukking.
So anyway, I played it cool looking for an opportunity to strike, she's kept looking so I said come here and her whole face turned red, and we started talking, exchange names and, and she told me she had twins, and then she asked If had kids I said no, but said you could come to my crib and we could definitely start on the process, she bit her bottom lip, I was like

so I said when I get out the laundrymat we could make that happen and make us some history together, so I ask for her number, she gives it and then says you do know I'm 14 right I was like

, while this old white dude was next to me looking like

, then I said you are too young for me, but the damage was done everyone on that side of the laundromat was looking at me funny or at least it seemed, I grab my clothes out the dryer and left ,wet clothes and all, I haven't been to a Laundrymat since.