Boutdatlife
Shoe & music connoisseur
when i was 18 was fukking around in a yahoo chatroom late one night and this young chick hit me up that stayed about 30 minutes away. now off rip i look at the profile and it says 13...but i'm looking at her and i convince myself "that's not a 13 year old." i mean there's no way . i ask her she tells me she's 17 and she didn't know how to change it on her profile so i bought it with reservation still.
show this chick to my roomate and he's like "that's not a 13 year old."
about a week later she in my city trying to hang say she got a homegirl too so we like iight cool, pick her up and examine them as they approach the car. old girl standing about 5'8 140 so i'm almost convinced but once we get them in the backseat i ask again, "how old are y'all?". she stick with her story, but she got a white friend with her that say 16 and that shyt looked questionable , so my guard up.
anyhow, get to the crib and the girl i been talking to this whole time leaves with my roomate and he closes the door to his room behind him .
so now i'm playing wingman with this so called 16 year old in the front room that ain't nowhere as bad as her friend so i go to sleep on the bytch
next morning, hear a knock on the door its the fukking sherriff department talking about these two young bytches done ran away and they tracked them to our apartment turns out the white girl was actually 13 and her dad had called the cops. but the '17 year old' mother not only knew but allowed her daughter to come through and didn't give a damn.
the 13 year old tells the cops i didn't try anything and because we're in school they don't trip.
so as they leave the house the sheriff and deputies head turn like as they get a look of the '17 year old' and don't even bother questioning her and she leaves with her mother who for no reason whatsoever is at the scene
week later, the '17 year old' called me trying to hang out again
she wasn't 13 though, turned out she was 12...
got dammm bruh