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Aight my parents sent me to live wit my aunt in charlotte for my 11th grade year, met this chick who I assumed was a year or 2 younger than me but she was easily passing for 18, didn't smash but we kept in touch after I went back to JC. When I joined the navy her AND her moms would write me and send me care packages. My parents moved to charlotte around the time I joined the navy so when i came home on leave that's where I would go, and I would go see her, take her out and all that, I never really pushed the idea of hitting cause I bought into the good girl image she sold me, but I'm thinkin she legal cause her moms is cool wit us doin all this. We kinda lost contact for a while, fast forward to summer of 2010, I'm 23 and i move to SC from seattle but i chilled at my moms crib in charlotte for like a month before I went down there, so me and ol girl link back up and i finally hit, I know she was in college so I'm assuming she gotta be 20/21. After i moved to SC she came down here to see me for her birthday, at some point during the night she left her ID out and i looked at it, I found out that not only was her name not exactly what she had me thinkin the whole time, but that was also her 19th birthday. So I'm like :wtf: how old was she when her moms was letting her run the streets wit me? Funny thing is it didn't change anything, I'm still hitting it, she still on the potential wife list
 

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Here is one I posted recently:

While chilling at a laundrymat ike 3 months ago this chick kept passing and looking at me and smiling, this white broad was bad fat ass in all, being that she was a PAWG, I'm in beast mode focusing on my kill totally irrational, then we locked eyes for like 10 seconds so I know she wanted the d, and I seen that she had a child she was chasing so I knew she was fukking.

So anyway, I played it cool looking for an opportunity to strike, she's kept looking so I said come here and her whole face turned red, and we started talking, exchange names and, and she told me she had twins, and then she asked If had kids I said no, but said you could come to my crib and we could definitely start on the process, she bit her bottom lip, I was like :wow: so I said when I get out the laundrymat we could make that happen and make us some history together, so I ask for her number, she gives it and then says you do know I'm 14 right I was like :snoop:, while this old white dude was next to me looking like :beli: , then I said you are too young for me, but the damage was done everyone on that side of the laundromat was looking at me funny or at least it seemed, I grab my clothes out the dryer and left ,wet clothes and all, I haven't been to a Laundrymat since.
 
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Does it count as a close call if you don't find out her age till mid-nut?

Me: I'm bout to nut :takedat: Tell me how old you are :sitdown:

Her; Whaaa? :usure:

Me: IM CUMIN bytch, HOW OLD ARE YOOOOOOUUU?!?! :ahh:

Her: __ __

Me: :noah:
 

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16 is legal in my state?


im on the prowl this summer while these hoes is out of school :smugfavre:
 

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I also had a relationship with a girl that I thought was 22, but she was just turning 18.

This chick ruined a good 2 months of my life, after I wouldn't mess with her after I found her age, she tried to claim she was preggo and she putting me on child support, almost lost my muthafukking mind

I was horny and called her last week cause I was horny, and she played the shyt out of me, it's all good though
 

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16 is legal in my state?


im on the prowl this summer while these hoes is out of school :smugfavre:

:mjpls:

Pulls up in the Benz to a random high school:pachaha:

:pachaha::manny:

I also had a relationship with a girl that I thought was 22, but she was just turning 18.

This chick ruined a good 2 months of my life, after I wouldn't mess with her after I found her age, she tried to claim she was preggo and she putting me on child support, almost lost my muthafukking mind

I was horny and called her last week cause I was horny, and she played the shyt out of me, it's all good though

:what: how you gonna hit her up after she tried to get you caught up come on bruh be realistic .
 

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This thread bringing back bad memories, I smashed this red bone name Mariah when I was 19 and didnt find out she was 16 til a few months later, when I'm over my new girl house at the time, and this same chick is in the living room smoking it up with my old lady brother, we looked eyes, her face gets blood shot red she goes outside. Then my girl blurts out :usure: why you looking at that little girl titties n ass like that, you made her uncomfortable:rudy::pachaha:

Her bro proceeds to tell me they are in the same school, and thats his old lady:pachaha:

I wish I could find shorty these days being that she is of age now, I swear I would wife that broad


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Aight my parents sent me to live wit my aunt in charlotte for my 11th grade year, met this chick who I assumed was a year or 2 younger than me but she was easily passing for 18, didn't smash but we kept in touch after I went back to JC. When I joined the navy her AND her moms would write me and send me care packages. My parents moved to charlotte around the time I joined the navy so when i came home on leave that's where I would go, and I would go see her, take her out and all that, I never really pushed the idea of hitting cause I bought into the good girl image she sold me, but I'm thinkin she legal cause her moms is cool wit us doin all this. We kinda lost contact for a while, fast forward to summer of 2010, I'm 23 and i move to SC from seattle but i chilled at my moms crib in charlotte for like a month before I went down there, so me and ol girl link back up and i finally hit, I know she was in college so I'm assuming she gotta be 20/21. After i moved to SC she came down here to see me for her birthday, at some point during the night she left her ID out and i looked at it, I found out that not only was her name not exactly what she had me thinkin the whole time, but that was also her 19th birthday. So I'm like :wtf: how old was she when her moms was letting her run the streets wit me? Funny thing is it didn't change anything, I'm still hitting it, she still on the potential wife list
:mjpls: u fukked when she was young bruh dont lie


Here is one I posted recently:

While chilling at a laundrymat ike 3 months ago this chick kept passing and looking at me and smiling, this white broad was bad fat ass in all, being that she was a PAWG, I'm in beast mode focusing on my kill totally irrational, then we locked eyes for like 10 seconds so I know she wanted the d, and I seen that she had a child she was chasing so I knew she was fukking.

So anyway, I played it cool looking for an opportunity to strike, she's kept looking so I said come here and her whole face turned red, and we started talking, exchange names and, and she told me she had twins, and then she asked If had kids I said no, but said you could come to my crib and we could definitely start on the process, she bit her bottom lip, I was like :wow: so I said when I get out the laundrymat we could make that happen and make us some history together, so I ask for her number, she gives it and then says you do know I'm 14 right I was like :snoop:, while this old white dude was next to me looking like , then I said you are too young for me, but the damage was done everyone on that side of the laundromat was looking at me funny or at least it seemed, I grab my clothes out the dryer and left ,wet clothes and all, I haven't been to a Laundrymat since.

lol embarrassing but i bet you caught her alone you would have fukked,

I'm from Louisiana, got mad stories. Way past close calls. :shaq: I have to wait to I get home to type these demonic stores.

Dont leave us hanging bruh

Does it count as a close call if you don't find out her age till mid-nut?

Me: I'm bout to nut :takedat: Tell me how old you are :sitdown:

Her; Whaaa? :usure:

Me: IM CUMIN bytch, HOW OLD ARE YOOOOOOUUU?!?! :ahh:

Her: __ __

Me: :noah:
lmaoooooooooooooo
 
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