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ugggggh, me bored.. coli tell me a story
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I tell em suck that dikk yabish :ubish:
Then I fukk the shyt outta them clean my dikk and store it in my puma box
End of story
I'm really tired its better when I tell it on the mic ask my tiny chat folks got stories galore of disrespect
Only in the bedroom doe
I heard it on the mic too.You're such an idiot 
That's why I luhh you
TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?
I walk around a little edgy already
stop misusing the spoiler tags
Taadow
The StarchBishop™️
There once was a town called Cheeseville...
in a valley...no, maybe it was on a hill...
somewhere between Ohio and Delaware...
I don't know but listen anyway, 'cause I was there.
Now this town had a problem back then - too many rats.
Rats that was bigger than cats.
I know that sound crazy, but I swear -
stupid goopid rats everywhere!
The rats ride around with their phones and their beepers
Seeling bootleg cheese to all the tweakers.
Not ordinary cheese like you'd find in a store,
but uncut, cooked, rocked up and bought back pure.
Now me myself, I was tryin' to stay clean
'cause everyday you heard of someone OD'in
on cheese; In the town, all the people gathered 'round;
But every meeting had the same old sound:
"Well you all know me, i'm Mayor Brenergan,
it seems that the clowns will never end.
The police are giving up, I guess there is not cure..."
But one day there came a knock on the door...
*knock knock* "Who is it?" said the mayor
a voice behind the door said "Rat Exterminator".
Everybody thought it might've been a joke or a game
opened the door and said "Son, what is your name?"
Yeah, now in stepped the man
stepped up and copped a cold b-boy stance.
sportin' Gucci, Ballys, and Pierre Cardin
Rings on his fingers, and nothing but a flute in his hand.
He said "Whassup, I heard ya have a problem...
well I specialize in problem solvin'
Ya see, I run rats outta town with no delayin'
I gotta get paid in full, know what i'm sayin'?
All I need is my flute, and i'm not jokin'
So stop standin' there with your mouths wide open.
And if you wonder why I kick it so live
just listen - the Pied Piper has arrived" (no Kells)...
Short version: Mayor begs The Piper to help and he'll pay 10 Gs
The Piper plays the rats outta town, but The Mayor tried to give him only a couple hondo. Piper uses his flute to turn The Mayor into a donkey and cuts outta town.
That's the best I could do on short notice.
in a valley...no, maybe it was on a hill...
somewhere between Ohio and Delaware...
I don't know but listen anyway, 'cause I was there.
Now this town had a problem back then - too many rats.
Rats that was bigger than cats.
I know that sound crazy, but I swear -
stupid goopid rats everywhere!
The rats ride around with their phones and their beepers
Seeling bootleg cheese to all the tweakers.
Not ordinary cheese like you'd find in a store,
but uncut, cooked, rocked up and bought back pure.
Now me myself, I was tryin' to stay clean
'cause everyday you heard of someone OD'in
on cheese; In the town, all the people gathered 'round;
But every meeting had the same old sound:
"Well you all know me, i'm Mayor Brenergan,
it seems that the clowns will never end.
The police are giving up, I guess there is not cure..."
But one day there came a knock on the door...
*knock knock* "Who is it?" said the mayor
a voice behind the door said "Rat Exterminator".
Everybody thought it might've been a joke or a game
opened the door and said "Son, what is your name?"
Yeah, now in stepped the man
stepped up and copped a cold b-boy stance.
sportin' Gucci, Ballys, and Pierre Cardin
Rings on his fingers, and nothing but a flute in his hand.
He said "Whassup, I heard ya have a problem...
well I specialize in problem solvin'
Ya see, I run rats outta town with no delayin'
I gotta get paid in full, know what i'm sayin'?
All I need is my flute, and i'm not jokin'
So stop standin' there with your mouths wide open.
And if you wonder why I kick it so live
just listen - the Pied Piper has arrived" (no Kells)...
Short version: Mayor begs The Piper to help and he'll pay 10 Gs
The Piper plays the rats outta town, but The Mayor tried to give him only a couple hondo. Piper uses his flute to turn The Mayor into a donkey and cuts outta town.
That's the best I could do on short notice.
Jimi hendrix plays a mean guitar 
Ok, so heres a story
I was at community college down the street from the high school where my boys went. Needless to say they skipped school frequently and would ride n chill n smoke.
So this particular day, my bm, who went to the same hs, she calls me and tell her some nikka called her a bytch, disrespecting. So me being the young hothead, i go out there john wayne style ready to ride. Young and dumb.
So i get there n nikka is nowhere in sight. But the community center beside the school is buzzing plus it has a direct sight in the school student parking lot. So i post up there n smoke sum good and chill. This nikka comes out at lunchtime and i run up on him. Its two of them so i grab the first one i can. He tells me its the other nikka and by this time that nikka was in the car with the doors locked. Causing enough scene i bunk out and go post up at nikka house to smoke with my bm and my dog. So my dog goes to make a deal with a shady nig in his same apt and this nikka shoots my dog in the leg twice. I had to drive him to the ER.
the moral of this story, stop simpin on hoes, snowball effect.
Ok, so heres a story
I was at community college down the street from the high school where my boys went. Needless to say they skipped school frequently and would ride n chill n smoke.
So this particular day, my bm, who went to the same hs, she calls me and tell her some nikka called her a bytch, disrespecting. So me being the young hothead, i go out there john wayne style ready to ride. Young and dumb.
So i get there n nikka is nowhere in sight. But the community center beside the school is buzzing plus it has a direct sight in the school student parking lot. So i post up there n smoke sum good and chill. This nikka comes out at lunchtime and i run up on him. Its two of them so i grab the first one i can. He tells me its the other nikka and by this time that nikka was in the car with the doors locked. Causing enough scene i bunk out and go post up at nikka house to smoke with my bm and my dog. So my dog goes to make a deal with a shady nig in his same apt and this nikka shoots my dog in the leg twice. I had to drive him to the ER.
the moral of this story, stop simpin on hoes, snowball effect.
ChocolateCake
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I had a chance at happiness and I lost it
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dame, its all good bro.. everything happens for a reason.. maybe Allah is telling you the one will stay and would take the chance at the begging..
i, myself went through similar case. i had this amazing guy who put me first and was my best friend.. but i fuked up because i was not ready for a real men since i got out of a lame nikke who was not ready for a real women relationship...
the guy moved on and now he is getting married and i'm so happy for him! it's life just live but don't be lived by..
YaThreadFloppedB!
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ChocolateCake
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post moar pics
lol, when the next season starts...
you post one since idk how you look
YaThreadFloppedB!
The Patron Saint of Threads
What season?lol, when the next season starts...
you post one since idk how you look
Its already cuffing season shawty
EDIT: I aint simpin
ChocolateCake
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What season?
Its already cuffing season shawty
EDIT: I aint simpin
your still not showing me yours
