A Coli Breh Embarrassed Me at Work (long but funny story)

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So my employee had a gun pulled on him at work.

He's fine. A little back story...

He reported the incident and the customer reported the incident. Both stories sound like BS and sound nothing alike but whatever. I suspect they might know each other and it's some hood drama.

Anyway, I have been advocating for him since it happened and successfully kept him from being suspended until the investigation is over which I regret.

So we are sitting in the meeting. In this meeting there is 35 y/o WM (a manager), a 60+ BM (HR/ conducting the interview), 28 y/o BM (the employee) and myself.

STORY:
So before we go into the meeting I tell him to just keep his answers basic, deny whatever isn't true and don't volunteer any information.

He ignores that and starts to put on a Shakespearen show. The man LITERALLY goes on a 30 minute tirade and won't even allow the interviewer to talk. He is reenacting the scene and everything.

I was so embarrassed but it gets better.

He literally asks HR if the customer is a man or a woman and then proceeded to have an entire sexist rant that has NOTHING to do with incident. He knows damn well the customer is a man. It goes as follows:

"Was the customer a man or a female? Because I don't argue with females. I mean that's not me. When females get emotional, they're not logical. They get emotional and they can't control themselves. I mean why I'm arguing with a female when she just gonna be hugged up on me the next second. I mean, they just too emotional man."

He said more but that's all I remember.
I wrote that in proper English so just imagine it said in completely broken English by a man jumping all over the place like a clown.

As he's doing this I just stare off into space. The audacity of his nikka. I completely saved his ass with paperwork and logic while he is telling this stupid ass nonsensical story like a fukking child.

It was so ironic I almost laughed out loud. He and I are gonna have a talk on Monday. They make their decision on Friday and I hope they fire his dusty ass.

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A rule of mine is you don't look out for anyone whom you don't personally know.
Well, the outcome affects our numbers to a point and affects my bonus, so I wasn't doing it out of kindness. I was doing it because it's my job.

I don't have a high opinion of this guy, but that shyt caught me off guard. He was so emotional he was just saying all kinds of shyt. He started talking about his rent, his kids, living the street life. Completely uncouth.
 

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Well, the outcome affects our numbers to a point and affects my bonus, so I wasn't doing it out of kindness. I was doing it because it's my job.

I don't have a high opinion of this guy, but that shyt caught me off guard. He was so emotional he was just saying all kinds of shyt. He started talking about his rent, his kids, living the street life. Completely uncouth.

Yea, gotta take note of the emotional intelligence of coworkers to know how to properly navigate situations with them. Someone who is getting into those kind of interactions with customers, I wouldn't waste my time.
 

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Yea, gotta take note of the emotional intelligence of coworkers to know how to properly navigate situations with them. Someone who is getting into those kind of interactions with customers, I wouldn't waste my time.
I'm his direct supervisor. It's not optional especially when that option would fukk up my bag.
 
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