U of Mi Student, Dies After Consecutive 24 Hour Shifts at Bank of America

[USSInsiders]

You really wanna know?

Buy the new Carrera with the vents

 

[Slystallion]

I bankers have tough lives its just for a few years until they get promoted or get enough experience to get a good exit opportunity in corporate finance

 

[Serious]

@88m3 what is this dude talking about b

It's just an inside joke in HL

 

[Slystallion]

He was an I-banker...a weak one. If he didnt know what he was getting into thats his fault

Harsh if he was weak he would have quit...he died man. He went beyond what his body could handle thats not weakness. The sad thing is there is no efficient model because the banks can't hire more people cuz it would lead to lots of n
Bankers doing nothing cuz you can't predict the work load due to it being a client service industry and your gunning for maybe just a few big deals a year worth millions each

 

[Serious]

I only came in here by chance, I don't even read this forum

I actually meant to post this in HL, but it took off in here instead

 

[USSInsiders]

I actually meant to post this in HL, but it took off in here instead

Yeah this is a little too demonic of a forum for such an intellectual discussion b

 

[Ohene]

are these cats at least getting paid or living off a loan / trust babies ( 88m3 *cough*)

Intern,...if the state permits overtime like it should youre lookin at 30-40k as a summer analyst. As a fulltimer (no overtime)...youre looking at about 60-75K starting salary and then a bonus thats like 30-50K. It all depends really...but as a 20 something year old that is cake.

Only thing is when you break it down to the hours youre working its like 20 something an hour probably

 

[Serious]

Intern,...if the state permits overtime like it should youre lookin at 30-40k as a summer analyst. As a fulltimer (no overtime)...youre looking at about 60-75K starting salary and then a bonus thats like 30-50K. It all depends really...but as a 20 something year old that is cake.

Only thing is when you break it down to the hours youre working its like 20 something an hour probably

either way that's still good money for someone under 30. It's not like they'll be working those hours forever...

 

[No1]

I mean I just wanted to attend that school.

I thought you were implying that Michigan made him do that shyt. I don't blame you do that Minnesota snow Went to visit my uncle and it was negative 24 with about a foot and a half

 

[TheBigBopper]

Shoulda done a buyside gig

Dat 8-6 lifestyle

 

[Anti-Anime]

I thought you were implying that Michigan made him do that shyt. I don't blame you do that Minnesota snow Went to visit my uncle and it was negative 24 with about a foot and a half

Life's a bytch.

 

[Kid McNamara]

Y'all in here talking about sleep. When you can turn a dream into reality, sleep can go by the wayside.

 

[Cat piss martini]

had to be white.....
that aint shyt for a jamaican.

 

[No1]

Intern,...if the state permits overtime like it should youre lookin at 30-40k as a summer analyst. As a fulltimer (no overtime)...youre looking at about 60-75K starting salary and then a bonus thats like 30-50K. It all depends really...but as a 20 something year old that is cake.

Only thing is when you break it down to the hours youre working its like 20 something an hour probably

I'm tired and lazy, but a lot of this is false bro. They're not making that in the summer. That's the equivalent to 3 Gs a week and that just isn't happening for a college student. Also those type of bonuses do not happen until you've been around awhile and most often that is after you go back and get your MBA. You've been lied to.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

I bet he didnt bank on that