TSC is War

[Nintendough]

Sorry folks, it seems @Stone.Cold.Steve.Autism ran over the cable lines trying to drive a beer truck in the stadium. Lets get to the match we've been waiting for.


*jobber entrances due to the intros happening when the cameras went offline*


Ladies and gentleman........ the first team tonight @firemanBk and @Kostibros *mild face pop*






Our second team ....... TSCCM Originals @TrueEpic08 and @3Rivers *monster heel pop*






KG RAWSE: Clearly the crowds pro TSC!!!!! *attempts to pretend the heels aren't more over *

 

[Swiggy]

 

[Nintendough]

@puppetmaster @Hoss @K-Apps and @StatUS all walk out to the ring






*@StatUs shakes his head and walks away*







KG RAWSE: Where is Stat going!!!??? I thought he was going to be a TSC lumberjack!!!! SONAFABETCH!!!!






@g-ice @Tumblr @krackdagawd and @Scotch Hall all stroll out wearing TSCCM colors and smirking

 

[Nintendough]

*3Rivers and Kostibros begin the match as the legal men*





*3Rivers and Kostibros lock up and jock for position*





*spot fest begins*





*3Rivers gets Kostibros into an arm bar*





*Kostibros front flips and reverses the arm bar*





*3Rivers reverses and begins try and push Kostibros down to his back*





*Kostibros keeps back arched and is able to kick his feet into 3Rivers and lift him into air*





*3Rivers flips forward off of Kostibros and Kostibros flips off of his back on top of 3Rivers*





*3Rivers applies stranglehold until the Ref breaks the hold*




*crowd pops after indy style spot exchange*

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

@3Rivers trying to get that main event push

 

[Nintendough]

*Kostibros runs at 3Rivers full steam and 3Rivers ducks*





*Kostibros flies outside of the ring*





*Krack and Hall begin to stomp Kostibros until Hoss and K-Apps intervene*





*G-ice runs in to help TSCCM while puppetmaster jumps in the fight too*




*TrueEpic08 climbs to the top rope to land an axe handle on puppetmaster *





*firemanBk runs over to the turnbuckle and pushes TrueEpic off of the top rope*






*TrueEpic lands on the entire crowd of men outside of the ring*









*firemanBk runs the ropes and does a plancha over the top rope and everybody gets clipped*

 

[krackdagawd]

:deadcena:

 

[Nintendough]

*TrueEpic and firemanBk slowly crawl back up to their sides in order to be tagged in*





*in the scuffle 3Rivers and Kostibros are able to crawl back in the ring*






*the lumberjacks however continue to brawl with TSCCM getting a slight edge due to it being 4 on 3*






KG RAWSE: THIS IS NUTS!!!!!





*both 3Rivers and Kostibros slowly crawl to each side and begin reaching for the tag*





*both men make a falling tag*





*firemanBk and TrueEpic charge at each other and begin an exchange of punches, slaps ands chops*





*KG RAWSE: What a flurry SONAFAbytch!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Nintendough]

*firemanBk throws TrueEpic into the opposite rope and performs a Bk Splash!!!!*





*TrueEpic slightly flair flops to the mat*





*firemanBk taunts the crowd and signals that its to lay down the firemanmission move*





*Kostibros runs along the side apron and spears 3Rivers to stop any interference *





*both man fly and tumble into the announcers table*




*crowd goes insane*




KG RAWSE: BROKEN IN HALF!!!! THEY MIGHT BE SPLIT INTO TWO!!!!!




*

 

[Nintendough]

*firemanBk encroaches to put the submission hold in*





*TrueEpic delivers a low blow*






KG RAWSE: Ball Buster!!!!!





*TSCCM lumberjacks continue to outnumber TSC lumberjacks in the brawl*






* SUDDENLY @The Push Man comes out down the ramp*





KG Rawse: WHATS GOING ON!!!! PUSH MAN IS BACK!!!!! TSC IS IN GOOD SHAPE THE NUMBERS ARE EVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!





*TrueEpic rolls out of ring and looks up to Push Man*





KG RAWSE: That's right TSCCM the numbers are even now!!!!!!!!!





*Push Man rips off shirt*





KG Rawse: Wait what!!!!!





*Push Man leans back into the ropes and delivers a Leg Drop to firemanBk*






KG RAWSE: IS Push Man the third man!!!!??





*TrueEpic walks up to Push Man to give him daps*




*Push Man kicks TrueEpic in the gut*





KG RAWSE: What is going on here!!!??





*Push Man takes the Tag Titles off of the table and walks away with them*




KG Rawse: I'm speechless folks!

 

[StatUS]

 

[Nintendough]

KG Cole: Hopefully we can find out where @StatUS wandered off too when TSC needed him?




*waits for Stat to give the TSC Universe the interview they've been waiting for*

 

[TrueEpic08]

*clutches stomach, wonders what the hell is going on*

 

[The Push Man]

I fukking told y'all. I ain't playing no more

 

[StatUS]

KG Cole: Hopefully we can find out where @StatUS wandered off too when TSC needed him?




*waits for Stat to give the TSC Universe the interview they've been waiting for*

KGene Okerlund: At this time I'd like to bring out one of the competitors in the upcoming Battle Royale at the TSC Championship Series...the man called Status!

*walks out in all black, no theme song*

*mix of cheers and boos*

KGene Okerlund: These TSC fans are really split down the middle on you Stat, but what I wanted to discuss is what is your ultimate demand if you win this Sunday? You say you don't want to be publicized and given mainstream treatment so what do you want? I'll give you this time.

Last time I was out here I was ready to take back what is mine. But I was derailed by one man....a man named....CM Punk.

*Punk chant echos throughout the arena*

Normally I'd have a problem with that and would take care of it but it made me realize something. This company is corrupt and on the verge of anarchy. Anybody can do what the hell they want out here and there are no repercussions. Wild West shyt feel me.

I realized if I want something I got to take it myself, there's no more fair play no more keeping it straight (no homo) it all comes down to one thing.

OPPORTUNITY. Mines is at TSC Championship Series when I throw everyone else over the top and I finally get closer to what I need.

So let me clear things up right now. This current war I could give two fukks about, that's why I left the lumberjack match, they don't fukk with me I don't fukk with them. And I don't want the World Championship either. I don't represent this company nor do I want to.

KGene: Well I'm stumped just what do you want?

You'll have to find out at the PPV, a wise man never shows his full hand

KGene: But what if you lose the battle royale Status

Let's just hope that doesn't happen for all our sakes

*walks to the back*

KGene: Well there you have it folks, Status is out for what's his and we still don't have all the answers.