TSC Beach Brawl

[Swiggy]

 

[firemanBk]

*grabs mic from backstage interviewer*

Lemme just say I have a message for @TrueEpic08.

For 76 days I made that European Title special and now you're just gonna flush it all down the toilet. You didn't win that. It was handed to you. If you had any respect for yourself, you would walk down to that ring, grab the mic and you would say "Sir, Mr. Bk, here is your title back because I did not earn this. I stole this from you and you can have it back. Congratulations on being the best in the world." and then apologize to me for tarnishing what I made so great. Of course, I don't expect you to do that because you're a dirt bag with no honor. So, I tell you what I'm gonna do. @Kind Gentleman and I will steal the show and I will come out on top. Then, at TSC Champions Series, I will grant you a title shot at the best in the world. A rematch, your rematch, trust me, it's not my rematch, it's yours and I'm granting it to you. Show up............ if you dare.

 

[Riley Escobar]

@CM Punk Okay big man....you want a shot? Okay...you get a shot. I'll be putting you in a match for TSC Beach Brawl against @Riley Escobar

If you can defeat him.... I will guarantee you a TSC World Championship match against @krackdagawd ....if you win and it will be CM Punk vs. Krack at TSC Champions Series.

@Kind Gentleman

You think this is funny? Or are you doing this on purpose? I thought this entire company was going to be different. Different ethos. Different structure. Different motivation. I see now that nothing's changed.

You promise CM Punk a title shot if he beats me. That's it? That's your ENTIRE stipulation for the match? If he beats me he gets a title shot. If I beat him...nothing.

Meet the new boss; same as the old boss.

For almost seven years now I've sat back and watched guys who have no right to be anywhere near the main event get there. I've seen guys who quite frankly made me embarrassed to be on forums get title shots, and guys who deserve to be there looked over time and time again. Ok, I think, it's how the business works - but now I'm sick and tired of it and things are going to change. There's only so far you can twist a man before he snaps.

Let's take a trip down memory lane. Guys like Imamember. Guys like Dave_Conner. Guys like LHRD. Guys like Alter_Boy. Guys like sexyboyisprettyboy. Nowadays we've got guys like wcthesecret and of course, my opponent @CM Punk - whose entire gimmick is that he's an alias of somebody else. He's so devoid of personality that he has to latch onto somebody else's...but I'm digressing.

I've shown every single damn time that when I'm in a main event I am untouchable. This briefcase right here pretty much proves it, and yet still I'm looked over because I'm a company guy. I don't complain, I don't bytch and I don't play politics.

I don't need smiley faces, gifs or little pictures to get my point across. If you don't understand what I'm saying, what I'm saying isn't relevant to you anyway. Change is coming, and it is coming soon.

Embrace it or get torn apart.

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

Jmare & Stat, while you both lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to curtain jerkers two listen to me. I want all of TSC to listen to me. I want you all to digest this because I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest. Especially to Hollywood Hogan.

I don’t hate you, Terry. I don’t even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in TSC.

I hate this idea that you’re the best. Because you’re not. I’m the best. I’m the best poster in the world. There’s one thing you’re better at than I am and that’s kissing KG's ass.

I’ve been the best since TSC Heatwave when I walked into that thread and produced a classic with that fossil Scott Steiner. And I’ve been vilified and hated since that day because Krackdagawd saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That’s right, I’m a Krack/Kliq guy. But the biggest difference between me and Krack is I’m going to be the real TSC Champion.

I’ve grabbed so many of KG's brass rings that it’s finally dawned on me that there just that, they’re completely imaginary. The only thing that’s real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost one week, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this subforum, in the coli, even on PSN & Xbox Live! Nobody can touch me!

And yet no matter how many times I prove it, I’m not on your lovely little top poster lists. I’m not on the cover of the threads. I’m barely promoted. I don't get to be in the main events. I’m certainly not on any crappy show like the one produced for TSC Mania. I’m not on the banner on the top of this website. But the fact of the matter is, I should be.

This isn’t sour grapes. But the fact that Terry/Hollywood is in the main event and I’m not makes me sick!

Oh hey, let me get something straight. Those of you who are cheering me right now, you are just as big a part of this as anything else. Because you’re the ones who are dapping on these posts right now. You’re the ones that read these threads that my face isn’t on the cover of. And then at five in the morning in your mother's basement, you try to mention me to try and get a dap and try to feel yourself because you’re too much of a fukking loser to go have some self esteem and get a real job.

I’m leaving with the TSC Championship when I get the shot. And hell, who knows, maybe I’ll go defend it in Boxden. Maybe…I’ll go back to Allhiphop.

The reason I’m leaving is you people. Because after I’m gone, you’re still going to pour daps into these shows. I’m just a spoke on the wheel. The wheel is going to keep turning and I understand that. KG is going to make money despite himself. He’s a thousandaire who should be a millionaire. You know why he’s not a millionaire? Because he surrounds himself with glad-handed, non-sensical, douchebag yes men, like wcthesecret, who’s going to tell him everything he wants to hear, and I’d like to think that maybe this company will better after KG is dead. But the fact is, it’s going to be taken over by his idiotic commissioner and his doofus moderators and the rest of his conglomerate.

Let me tell you a personal story about.....


*mic cuts off*

:PPVBROTHER:

 

[Nintendough]

@Riley Escobar If you defeat Punk....you will be awarded the vacant and newly created TSC Television Championship





@firemanBk You got lucky the last match....this time its 1 on 1. I will defeat you and get the title shot that I deserve. You will find out what happens when you stand on the opposite side of the ring with KG. There wont be any laydowns....no other guys for you to hide behind...this time ITS PERSONAL.

 

[Nintendough]

TSC Gentleverse Dirtsheet Report




There seems to be some heat in the lockerroom over @Wcthesecret getting another high profile match on a PPV. "Wcthesecret couldn't draw a DIME!! He couldn't even put a dime on a sheet of paper and draw a circle around it." is allegedly what one of the guys in the back said about him.



There seems to be chatter about a Gentleverse/Ligginsverse crossover promotion event in the future.




@concise and @Dog Based Gremlin might be in store for major pushes.

 

[Riley Escobar]

@Riley Escobar If you defeat Punk....you will be awarded the vacant and newly created TSC Television Championship

A pitiful attempt at appeasement. A title on the line (and a meaningless one at that) for only one person in the match sums up everything that's wrong with this company. I'll play along, though. I always do. Détente is the status quo.

You're lucky I have my insurance policy with me at all times. Because when that comes into play...well...you'll see.

 

[Beautiful Bobby Eatin]

TSC Gentleverse Dirtsheet Report




There seems to be some heat in the lockerroom over @Wcthesecret getting another high profile match on a PPV. "Wcthesecret couldn't draw a DIME!! He couldn't even put a dime on a sheet of paper and draw a circle around it." is allegedly what one of the guys in the back said about him.



There seems to be chatter about a Gentleverse/Ligginsverse crossover promotion event in the future.




@concise and @Dog Based Gremlin might be in store for major pushes.

Penciled in

 

[Nintendough]

A pitiful attempt at appeasement. A title on the line (and a meaningless one at that) for only one person in the match sums up everything that's wrong with this company. I'll play along, though. I always do. Détente is the status quo.

You're lucky I have my insurance policy with me at all times. Because when that comes into play...well...you'll see.

CEO KG: You know Riley....You want to disgrace this title that I have given you the chance to win. Only because these fans cheer for you so loudly, and because you have the third best selling ice cream bar will I give you an extra incentive. I'll ad an extra bonus...not only will you win the TSC Television Title if you win, but you'll also win the first round bye at the TSC Champions Series in the World Title Tournament.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

TSC Gentleverse Dirtsheet Report




There seems to be some heat in the lockerroom over @Wcthesecret getting another high profile match on a PPV. "Wcthesecret couldn't draw a DIME!! He couldn't even put a dime on a sheet of paper and draw a circle around it." is allegedly what one of the guys in the back said about him.



There seems to be chatter about a Gentleverse/Ligginsverse crossover promotion event in the future.




@concise and @Dog Based Gremlin might be in store for major pushes.

Possible Sobbing Ezekiah Johnson debut? Let's listen to him talk.

 

[Hoss]

The money promos in this thread.

 

[Riley Escobar]

CEO KG: You know Riley....You want to disgrace this title that I have given you the chance to win. Only because these fans cheer for you so loudly, and because you have the third best selling ice cream bar will I give you an extra incentive. I'll ad an extra bonus...not only will you win the TSC Television Title if you win, but you'll also win the first round bye at the TSC Champions Series in the World Title Tournament.

You see? That wasn't so hard was it? You offer terms that I find acceptable and in return you get a guaranteed classic.

The pieces have begun to move. Now everyone but me has to try and work out where they're going to end up.

 

[Riley Escobar]

..

 

[Nintendough]

Tonight!, TSC Beach Brawl Begins!!!! Lets take a look at the main even and its potential impact on TSC, TSCCM and the future of the company! Let examine @Beautiful Bobby Eatin vs. @Hollywood Hogan !!!











Bobby Eatin: I am no longer midcarder Eatin, I am the #1 babyface, the top draw in the company...if anybody will be going over on Hollywood twice, its ME!!!





Hollywood: Eatin, sometimes...the pen is mightier than the sword, BROTHER!




The backstage politics of Terrance....a politic game so mighty nobody can think of challenging it!!!




*highlights of Hollywood's politics*


"He wasn't even booked to win, yet he beat yokozuna!!!"


"The Challenger Wins by DQ but he can't win the title that way!!!"


"Finger poke!!! Finger poke!!! Terrance wins!"



"I better GET MY WIN BACK. JACK!!!"




Eatin: You may have the politic game on lock....but remember. this was supposed to be @Jmare007 push originally....but he aint main eventing now is he. I don't fear the pull of Terrance.





Hollywood: It was you who opened the ink ball in my pen, DUDE! EATIN YOU WILL REALIZE THAT I AM THE MOST DEVIOUS BACKSTAGE MANIPULATOR IN THE BUSINESS!!, BROTHER I AM THE BUSINESS!!! I"M THE REASON CEO KG ISN'T SELLING BOTTLED WATER ON THE PARKWAY ANYMORE BROTHER!!!!




Eatin: All things come to an end...BROTHER....your days of owning the boss's ear are FINITO....DUDE! You and #TSCCM will sink under the power of the TSC Resistance....JACK!

 

[Scotch Hall]

@Scotch Hall @DaylitoJames @The Push Man

PLEASE STAND BY - YouTube

Ladies and gentlemen...and especially our three victims tonight, I interrupt what I am sure was a very, very interesting *aside glance* bit of television to grace you with my presence.

I am the Unified TSC EuroWeight Champion, @TrueEpic08, as well as a founding member of the most dangerous and dominant faction in TSC, the TSC Corporate Ministry.

I would like to take this time to address the comments made by one of our victims concerning my, @krackdagawd, and @3Rivers chances of victory.

Absurd.

*laughs* Honestly, that's all there is to say about it. Tell me, what were you doing, and what was I doing at the last PPV? I'll wait. What were you doing during Krack and 3Rivers' cage match at the top of the card? I'll wait. What were you doing while I was UNIFYING two belts and making history?

Not a damn thing except getting your ass kicked and kneeling at the feet of the TSCCM, that's what.

Who are you in our world? What are you to the sovereigns of this organization? What do you mean in front of the ONLY Double Crown holder in the history of TSC and two LEGENDS of this place.

Nothing, that's what.

You three better wash your necks, because we're coming to cut your heads off and we don't want to dirty ourselves on the filth. And @Hoss? Do what's right for yourself. I promise you that you know what that decision is.

I now return you

to your regularly scheduled programming.

*drops toothpick*

Yo!



So you..... wannna.....talk .....about your better than me, felix?

who.... started ....the greatests JBO thread in history, chico?

Spoiler

http://www.the-coli.com/just-buggin-out/113788-official-shes-amputee-thread.html

Who started the 4 limbs movement?

Spoiler

http://www.the-coli.com/just-buggin...men-wheelchairs-piff-thread.html#.UdMLcZzhfc8

I don't see you, touching my streak, mang.


do you know....how....long....and hard I work?.....
how....dare you.... insult the bad guy!
do you know, what a guy like....me, could do to a guy like you?
Somethings gonna happen to you