TSC Beach Brawl

[Berniewood Hogan]

WELL A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ASKING HOLLYWOOD SOME QUESTIONS, BROTHER! THEY WANNA KNOW ABOUT THE AGENDA OF THE TSC CONGLOMERATED MAGISTRATE, DUDE! WELL HOLLYWOOD CAN'T REALLY ANSWER THOSE QUESTIONS BECAUSE THAT shyt HASN'T BEEN BOOKED YET, MEAN GENE! BUT I CAN TELL YOU THIS, JACK! HOLLYWOOD HOGAN, WITH THE TSC CAPITAL MANAGEMENT BEHIND HIM, HAS WHAT WE CALL IN THIS BUSINESS "THE STROKE" BROTHER! WHILE COMPLETE AND UTTER FAILURES LIKE @Nature Boy Ric Flair IS BUSY SHARING HIS WIFE WITH A MAN WHO WEARS SKIRTS AND LIKES TO BLOW PIPES, HOLLYWOOD IS BUSY DECIDING WHO fukkING GOES OVER, DUDE! OUR CONCENTRATED MECHANISM IS ALL ABOUT CONTROL AND IF YOU CAN TAKE IT, TOUGH GUY! BOBBY EATIN GOT LUCKY LAST TIME, BROTHER! BUT WHEN HULK HOGAN IS IN THE MAIN EVENT, YOU'RE REARRANGING THE LETTERS IN J.B.O. TO YOU KNOW WHAT, DUDE! BECAUSE WITH THE TSC CORPORATE MINSTRELSY, LUCK WON'T DO YOU ANY GOOD, JACK!

*shakes spraypaint can*

 

[Jmare007]

Why am I getting the Evan Bourne treatment? I'm ready to contribute



*watches the show while waiting to dismantle the ring and pay more dues*

 

[Scotch Hall]

*faint theme plays in the background

*Razor enters the booth, prepares to get interviewed by @MightyHealthy
*instead he passes the mic to @Wcthesecret, and the latter becomes the hermy to his rock no homo
*spits toothpick out



Hey YO!.....................

(looks side to side)

T...........S.......C (looks directly at the camera)

no one lays safe to the razors edge... and with me and my compadres...no one stands a chance... @krackdagawd @3Rivers @TrueEpic08 you only have a 33 percent chance of winning

your not ready for us mang.........your not ready for @DaylitoJames,@ThePushman, and the sleek, rugged Razor Ramon, Chico!

 

[The Great One]

 

[Nintendough]

Why am I getting the Evan Bourne treatment? I'm ready to contribute



*watches the show while waiting to dismantle the ring and pay more dues*

@Jmare007 vs @StatUS In the TSC Pre-Show Special Event match.




That's right ladies and gents! This special pre-show event will feature Interviews, Special musical guest @Kind Gentleman and of course, a special bonus match between Jmare007 and StatUS.

 

[Wcthesecret]

*faint theme plays in the background
Razor Ramon Theme Extended - YouTube
*Razor enters the booth, prepares to get interviewed by @MightyHealthy
*instead he passes the mic to @Wcthesecret, and the latter becomes the hermy to his rock no homo
*spits toothpick out



Hey YO!.....................

(looks side to side)

T...........S.......C (looks directly at the camera)

no one lays safe to the razors edge... and with me and my compadres...no one stands a chance... @krackdagawd @3Rivers @TrueEpic08 you only have a 33 percent chance of winning

your not ready for us mang.........your not ready for @DaylitoJames,@ThePushman, and the sleek, rugged Razor Ramon, Chico!

:da hell: I don't know what just happened, so I'm just gonna say this. Lafraud, once I get you in the ring, I'm gonna make you wish you didnt try to make your name by trying to beat me. I'm gonna roughyou up homeboy, and one I'm done kicking your ass, I'm gonna hit you with my roaring back kick and then, it'll be all over.

...oh you didn't know? I'm a 6 star first degree black belt in tae Kwon do, I have legit training in fighting, while you just have...well, gimmicks. Here, just so you know what It is, I'll tell you, I'll do a roaring position like the mitsuharu misawa roaring elbo, but then I'll lift my right leg and then I'll be in the air and kick you with the ack of my left foot. Do ya get it now?

 

[Nintendough]

KG Ross: The question of the night ladies and gentleman is where does @Hoss stand in all of this?! Which side is he on? Is he #TSCCM or is he TSC Resistance? I guess we'll find out at the PPV!

 

[CM Punk]

 

[Jmare007]

@Jmare007 vs @StatUS In the TSC Pre-Show Special Event match.




That's right ladies and gents! This special pre-show event will feature Interviews, Special musical guest @Kind Gentleman and of course, a special bonus match between Jmare007 and StatUS.

Pre-show fukkery

 

[So UnThotful]

Feed him to me baby, feed him to me good.

 

[Scotch Hall]

:da hell: I don't know what just happened, so I'm just gonna say this. Lafraud, once I get you in the ring, I'm gonna make you wish you didnt try to make your name by trying to beat me. I'm gonna roughyou up homeboy, and one I'm done kicking your ass, I'm gonna hit you with my roaring back kick and then, it'll be all over.

...oh you didn't know? I'm a 6 star first degree black belt in tae Kwon do, I have legit training in fighting, while you just have...well, gimmicks. Here, just so you know what It is, I'll tell you, I'll do a roaring position like the mitsuharu misawa roaring elbo, but then I'll lift my right leg and then I'll be in the air and kick you with the ack of my left foot. Do ya get it now?

Yo!......Hermie, hold the mic and stop moving.

KG Ross: The question of the night ladies and gentleman is where does @Hoss stand in all of this?! Which side is he on? Is he #TSCCM or is he TSC Resistance? I guess we'll find out at the PPV!

Who's asking? @Hoss is a made man thats all....you needa know, 'El Jefe

 

[StatUS]

@Jmare007 vs @StatUS In the TSC Pre-Show Special Event match.




That's right ladies and gents! This special pre-show event will feature Interviews, Special musical guest @Kind Gentleman and of course, a special bonus match between Jmare007 and StatUS.

*scene cuts backstage to reporter*

Interviewer: Status in the past we've seen many different personalities and faces of you. From The Prophet Statuhammad, the Insider who's sources rivaled anything on the internet, the great stable Team Vision that once had TSC begging for mercy, to even betraying the Straight Edge movement for #teambringit . At Beach Brawl what kind of personality can we expect from you?

*Smirks* :cenasabo:

Well all that is true, I do have a tendency to switch things up, but when I face @Jmare007 in the preshow I'm just gonna be me. Popular hip hop songs aside I'm really starting from the fukking bottom. I see all the talent in the game today and I want my spot back. You're gonna see me first at Beach Brawl but best believe I won't stay there.

So at Beach Brawl it's just Status no fukking gimmicks just 100% Real.

 

[DaylitoJames]

*plays theme entrance*

I just arrive for the fukkery! Beach Brawl... I got my tims on for the occasions, no sandals for me cause real nikkas wear timberlands on the beach!

 

[Beautiful Bobby Eatin]

I dont have many words for what happened at the end of Heatwave. Hogan, I expect that from you, but a couple of guys I called friends turned their backs not only on me, but the fans and this industry. Hogan I beat you and you managed to turn the best night of my career into my worst. You started this group to end what we helped build. Well I guess im the de facto leader of this brigade so I have an example to make. And I will make that example by cutting the snake off at the head. And whatcha gonna do... when the handsomest man in the world, makes a bytch out of you?

 

[Hoss]

KG Ross: The question of the night ladies and gentleman is where does @Hoss stand in all of this?! Which side is he on? Is he #TSCCM or is he TSC Resistance? I guess we'll find out at the PPV!