Translate Popular Rap Lines Into Proper English Sentences

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I will speak unto you with plain English, and without ostentation.

Plain, not unlike coca extract imported from the Andes.

My poetry is remarkably profound, comparable to the Emancipation Proclamation.

Unskilled rival poets make use of inferior idiomatic expressions. I recommend that they acquaint their craniums with the nearest wall.

My poetry recitation creates fear in the minds of others, force doubted by some.

I cause my European enemies to flee to the Caucasus region.
 
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This evening is in fact the evening to perform various acts of my choosing.
Just as a character from the show Good Times would do.
The work is considered in a perfect state once an particular street-derived ingredient has been added.
I can make a incongruous situation even worse causing severe migraines.

Redman
 

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I am proud to be Jamaican. I will never obscure that fact.
Young lady you can be an addition to my harem.
I don't wish to come across in a boorish manner.
However I must say you remind me of the actress Madeline Wood.
Incidentally I am referred to as the 5 foot sexual expert.
Let us rendezvous later in the week.
The young lady quickly dissented and accuse me of being promiscuous.
I asked how she came to judge me without evidence.
She claimed that female cohorts of hers had leveled such accusations at me.
I've never appreciated females who blindly chase celebrities speak with such vacuousness.
I simply informed her that I in fact do not engage in such a reckless manner.

A Tribe Called Quest
 
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My Lady You Look Exquisite . I invite you to reverse pelvic thrust towards me.
You are indeed quite Attractive, I invite you to reverse pelvic thrust towards me.
Please address me as Big Daddy, I invite you to reverse pelvic thrust towards me.
Promiscuous Woman, Whom are you engaging in recreation with?I invite you to reverse pelvic thrust towards me.

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:dead: this is the best one I couldn't read all of it "promiscuous"
 

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Remove your undergarments!
Remove your undergarments!
Remove your undergarments while you are at the dance establishment!

Remove your undergarments!
Remove your undergarments!
Remove your undergarments while you are at the dance establishment!

I am not wearing any undergarments.
Not wearing any undergarments.
I am not wearing any undergarments while I am at the dance establishment.

I am not wearing any undergarments.
Not wearing any undergarments.
I am not wearing any undergarments while I am at the dance establishment.
 

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What is the purpose of obtaining a million dollars, when your friends and family are untrustworthy people? This is the question I present to you? Please do not make me act aggressive, you homosexual.
 
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Please accept my plea for reconciliation, Christopher Wallace please accept my plea for reconciliation
Let me begin by stating I Christopher had many sexual encounters with many damsels. Those that are intellectually inferior, models that pose for a gentlemen’s magazines, and those that use seduction for financial gains. They are the ones I desire the most because they will only receive sexual penetration, and that is only if she is sanitary in her nether region.
 
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Greetings mother! Please inform me as to what will be prepared for this evening's meal?

Please refer to the part of the body projecting from your face above your mouth and select the best possible option.

Using a finger to remove small masses of condensation and airborne debris from your nostrils
 

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Please accept my plea for reconciliation, Christopher Wallace please accept my plea for reconciliation
Let me begin by stating I Christopher had many sexual encounters with many damsels. Those that are intellectually inferior, models that pose for a gentlemen’s magazines, and those that use seduction for financial gains. They are the ones I desire the most because they will only receive sexual penetration, and that is only if she is sanitary in her nether region.
Biggie lines seem to translate the best :mjlol:
 

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alas, these men cannot breathe when I arrive, humming as they gander at the size of my vehicle's wheels
its far from humorous, the cannot breathe, the grip around their throat is strong, the left appears to be right
understandably you're right
these ladies cannot breathe
alas alas, their hearts are palpitating as they begin to pursue me
yet I am extremely quick when I drive through their sector, they cannot breathe
in the presence of a gentleman
their future looks prosperous compared to their past if they are present with this gentleman
I strongly suggest that you breathe.
 
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