Translate Popular Rap Lines Into Proper English Sentences

[Drew Wonder]

Madam, I find you quite attractive when you move your posterior toward me, indeed you are exceptionally lovely when you move your posterior toward me.

 

[Drew Wonder]

Disregard the meager amount of narcotics you’re normally accustomed to. When my superior product arrives it will be of a quantity so large that the only feasible way to calculate its total would be through instruments used to weigh massive amphibious creatures.

 

[Complexion]

Avast! Hark! Hark! Hark! Hark! Hark! Hark! (Thou art?)
Avast! Hark! Hark! Hark! Hark! Hark! Hark! (Thou art, I proclaim)
Thou art? Thou art? Thou art? Thou art? Thou art? Thou art? Thou art?

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JT Money - Who Dat

 

[Complexion]

My royalty is proclaimed over mineral formations
at the grandest elevations
Fellatio inclined purveyors of poetry
should heed forbearance
To incinerate my principality
high temperatures are required
Verily I'll possess the minerals
until I choose to retire

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Run DMC - King Of Rock

 

[Luke Cage]

This thread could've been rafters until everybody started translating all the same recycled lyrics.

 

[Complexion]

Cogitating upon a central thesis
whilst naught but perspiration features
within the grasp of my reach, its
The examination of my dividends
which reveals the true source of my chagrin
as no gold nor silver graces
my fervent attempts at embraces
Nay, nothing but spun flax pieces
reward my excavatory feats in
examining the content of my breeches

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Paid In Full

 

[Blankthawtz]

who is that invading my privacy by visually piercing through my window? 'POW'...it seems to be there is no one there now....

 

[Complexion]

Murder most foul is not how I'm renowned
pray tell, I beseech
thou make not the mistake
of jostling me
for vengefulness and copulation
with the female of the species
both bring a certain glee
almost equally equidistant
so to speak

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Hail Mary

 

[Complexion]

Shards are found wherever one looks
Carefree urination on spaces
designated for domiciliary elevation
Cause an odor most foul
that is equaled only by the sound
that causes a furrow pon brow
If I had the gold I'd cheerily vacate this space
But my options are limited, alas I must wait

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The Message

 

[Complexion]

I bedded a fine filly in the borough, forsooth!
She swiftly eviscerated my brainpan, forsooth!
I proffered her the finest of jewels, forsooth!
Observe the excrement glitter on her arm, forsooth!
Fidicuary concerns are no issue of mine, forsooth!
You're welcome to examine my income ledger, forsooth!

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Whoa!

 

[Complexion]

The day still reigns
of the medically trained Andre
who sports still a musket at waist
even though I've since aged
Rarely would you find me
relaxing at my titled place
As its far easier to locate my carriage which vibrates
from the sonorous frequencies that oscillate
in the locations I dominate

Spoiler

Still DRE

 

[Complexion]

Salutations compatriots, my title is farcical
I'm also as elevated as
the genitals of an African artiodactyl mammal

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Ludacris - Hip Hop Quotables

 

[Secure Da Bag]

You speak of the city of Iraq.
We will move forward; we will not relent.
You speak of the city of Iraq.
We will move forward; we will not relent.
You speak of the city of Iraq.
We will move forward; we will not relent.
You speak of the city of Iraq.
We will move forward; we will not relent.

I proselytize passionately; it would be unwise for you to play the heathen.
My words became too abstract for the masses.
So I grounded my message so it may reach the people.
1994 was a good year, but we must not dwell in nostalgia.
The genre has become stale. It is time to renew it.
I will assume the throne since the former holder has stepped down.
It is no longer acceptable to engage in half-measures.
My agenda requires all in this venture to procure the necessary tools.

I wrote this and don't even remember what song this is from.

 

[Mike the Executioner]

You may refer to me as a homosexual due to my distaste of the female genitalia.

I recite my rhythmic poetry in a less excitable manner to connect more to my younger audience. However, I return the venom spewed upon me by my naysayers and force them to rue their decision. I epitomize the lifestyle of glorified gangsters having been influenced by a well-regarded West Coast rapper. The result of the epitomized lifestyle means that you must look at the feverish reception from my consumers.

 

[Secure Da Bag]

I wrote this and don't even remember what song this is from.

I remember! Post updated.