Transformers: The Last Knight (Official Thread)

[semicko82]

You should at least know what the Pythagoras Theorem is.


Martha

 

[Bryan Danielson]

they say that shyt in the latest tv spot lol...it says something like 'after all these years, see how it finally ends'.....as for the movie, glad you enjoyed, but i aint watching this shyt...bay tricked me once with the first movie...then he tricked me again with the 2nd one and advertising devestator....even got my money for the 3rd one cause this big booty chick wanted to see it, smh.....but not again lol....

Yea i know when they announced marky mark was apart of it they said it was a new trilogy but the promo for this movie keeps calling it the final chapter so that threw me off thinking they were cutting the shyt short.

Im an 80s baby and will always go to see these flicks because of nostalgia. I dont care bout score because its alien robots blowing shyt up

Ok... I guess I aint pay attention to those spots that said that, cuz that is news to me. But maybe I'm just assuming at this point all movies are gonna have sequels after this FF, Underworld, SW, Res Evil, Saw shyt thats been going on over the last few years

But side note

I'm surprised people are down on this because its really a decent movie. Like we dont need to play that dumb ass game of "there can only be 2 choices of categories of what this movie falls under TRASH or GOAT" shyt.

This movie is a movie in a futuristic world where alien robots live and reside on this planet. Its grim as fukk with millions of people dead or dying over this shyt and it doesnt bother me that occasionally inject a little bit of humor in to break up this shyt so it wont be so damn depressing

I genuinely think this is the best movie of the series

Martha

 

[Rell Lauren]

This movie is a mess. Unicron is the planet Earth...........

 

[nieman]

There's no excuse in this day of billion dollar comic book movies to say a property is too silly to do well.

Silly robot movies don't need all the racist shyt, useless human characters, and horrible humor. Quit giving trash a pass

All of the same ish existed in the cartoons. Blaster & Jazz were stereotypes...Spike, Carly were useless human characters and it had horrible humor. I own the entire series and I watch periodically.

 

[Won Won]

All of the same ish existed in the cartoons. Blaster & Jazz were stereotypes...Spike, Carly were useless human characters and it had horrible humor. I own the entire series and I watch periodically.

Did Blaster have a gold tooth? Was Jazz illiterate? Did dogs fukk each other? Was Spike's mom high on weed cookies? Did Carly's BF have a laminated statutory rape law in his wallet? Was every episode literally the same?

I've got the box set too and 6 Masterpiece figures. Quit giving trash a pass.

 

[Soymuscle Mike]

Wow

This was bad even for Transformers standards. Think this is the first time I've ever considered walking out of a movie on some @track 1 shyt.

 

[Disgustya Stallone]

Oh yea.... @TheGodling back to Math really quick. Math is very important because it can add up and it indisputable. But it must be protected as some love to skew it and lie for their own agenda prime example the DC(WB) 3 films. 2.286 Billion... itish when thats clearly not the same and comparable to Marvel(Disney) 1st 3 films.

Its no secret that every other franchise pre IM was basically another companies property (Fox, Sony, etc) so in all fairness IM in 2008 was the start of them doing they own shyt and coincidentally the Universe began from there. But thats not the same with DC as even though the universe began 2 years ago or so, DC/WB been doing they own thing since 97 so they had a nice 9 year head start. Niccas trynna hide (lie about) them "real" numbers which would be DC(WB). 3 films. $767 Million... and I get it. In this alternative world, DC really didnt start making movies till 2013 which confuses me as to what is this Dark Knight Trilogy thing they love to tout?If we gonna speak the numbers lets be honest about the numbers





Back to the topic, I thought this movie for what it was was dope.

Prime still kills me talking his shyt in battle (Dont you know who I am)

No Transformers movie isnt complete without that epic Prime Pre battle speech

That girl wasnt as annoying as I thought she was gonna be, but she needed to keep her ass away from danger I mean GOTDAMN where were her parents? (Too soon?)

The Butler Bot was that dude..... shyt had me rolling

All the action scenes to me wereIf its one thing Bay does really well is shoot action battle scenes I mean that intro came in RUNNING cats getting his with firebombs, impaled and flying through the air with all those explosions and utter chaos

shyt I wasnt even mad at the lighter moments cuz you kinda need a moment to breath inbetween all the action.

Was this the perfect movie? No
Was it the OMG Greatestest and Bestest movie of the year? No

No need to overrated it but also no need to lie and pretend like this was some F4 reboot or Skyline level horrible movie.

It was highly entertaining and a fun ride.... kinda like a rollercoaster at an amusement park. The so called "bu bu bu bu but that was coooorrrny" (faux snob shyt) wasnt enough to dramatically bring the movie down and again once the action starts you kinda forgot about it anyway cuz so much shyt was happening when it was "GO TIME"

I would check out again and cant wait for the next one

I think the main ODD thing for me that stood out was seeing buddy from Arrested Development and VEEP play a serious straight role with no fukkery, comedy, or jokes. I thought he did well in his scenes and respected the serious tone he kept with this dire situation coming. He didnt even have that wimpy feminine voice he be using in other shows. Didnt know buddy had it in him

Martha

lemme get this straight... your stannery of DC is so deep, you're in here (a thread about the f*cking transformers) talmbot dc?

you're f*cking pathetic

 

[A-Train]

This was straight trash! I wish I came into this thread before I wasted my $4. Worst movie I've seen all year. Worst part was how hard they tried to be funny. Every beat was off, every joke fell flat. Just terrible

 

[Bryan Danielson]

lemme get this straight... your stannery of DC is so deep, you're in here (a thread about the f*cking transformers) talmbot dc?

you're f*cking pathetic

OOOOOOOHHHHHHH You told me.....

Now if you really have a problem with it.....

Go back a fews page to quote #415, #405, and even slightly further to see your brehs stannery of Marvel is so deep, they're in here (a thread about the f*cking transformers)
talmbot Marvel?

Since we not moving the goalpost,

I guess they're f*cking pathetic too right?

Martha

 

[Regular_P]

Draco season with Anthony Hopkins. I've truly seen it all. :smhkobe:

 

[ball15life]

It wasn't bad. I was pretty entertained. But you did feel ever second of that 150 minutes. It was basically a movie without Megatron & Optimus though. It's in the more entertaining 1/2 of the franchise. My only gripes of the franchise are that the robots need to be a little less complex in design. Most of the episodes of the cartoon are even more silly and the cartoon movie had the Junkicons.

Honestly, I don't think anyone but Bay could do a War of Giant Robots fighting movie better. I would've said Cameron until Avatar.

I completely agree. The movie wasn't bad by any means. It kept me entertained the whole time. I really don't get the hate

 

[Malik1time]

This movie is a mess. Unicron is the planet Earth...........

Why don't you spoiler that
I haven't seen it yet

 

[duck]

So quintessa is the creator? But transformers 1 said the allspark was the creator. This movie didn't even mention the allspark. So who the fukk is the real creator?

 

[IVS]

I hated this movie. Such shyt and veiled propaganda. Why would you take your children to see this? A whole lot of low key shyt in these transformers movies...shyt is matrix like lol

"victory demands sacrifice"

Betray rebuilding your homeland because your c00n car friend made some friends with white people LMAO! Join with the white man to destroy your homeland because he's brainwashed you, although he's imprisoned and tried to kill you before, only after using you to win a war. Hmmm

And Mark Walberg is tridash!

 

[Mr210]

This was straight trash! I wish I came into this thread before I wasted my $4. Worst movie I've seen all year. Worst part was how hard they tried to be funny. Every beat was off, every joke fell flat. Just terrible

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