to any breh who thinks he can fight a gorilla, this a hand to hand comparison with a human...

[ThaBronxBully]

Gorilla Breh Would Stick 2 Fingers In Your Eye Sockets And Pop Your Top Off Like Hes Opening A Can Of Beer

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

A GORILLA WOULD SLAP YOUR FACE OFF AND THROW YOUR FRESHLY EXCRETED shyt AT YOUR FAMILY IN THE CROWD.

 

[newarkhiphop]

that's a white female hand

Jon Jones would destroy a gorilla (that had a muzzle on) in under 15 minutes

 

[☃ ೋ]

A GORILLA WOULD SLAP YOUR FACE OFF AND THROW YOUR FRESHLY EXCRETED shyt AT YOUR FAMILY IN THE CROWD.

 

[CSquare43]

stolen from the net:

The average male Silverback Gorilla stands at 6'- 6' 2 ft tall standing erect and 395- 500lbs, and is anywhere from 4- 10× stronger than your average human according to scientific research on the strength of gorillas…

Short gang? And ain't got no kind of waves?

Sheeeeitttt......this Coli breh. We 6'6, 6 certs, 6 figgas and 6 (black) belts. Turn that gorilla into a Capuchin monkey.

 

[Neuromancer]

They don’t stand a chance against me though.

The aftermath will look like Sean Price “Mic Tyson” album cover.

Sean P the only man who could out box a gorrila.

 

[B90X]

Maybe I missed it but did somebody say they wanted to square up with a gorilla

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/wit...t-i-could-prb-fukk-up-a-gorilla-brehs.408982/

Classic

 

[Squirtle]

People think they can actually go one on one with a Gorilla? What I always wanted to know was who would win between a Gorilla and a Bear

 

[Silver Surfer]

Primates muscles are attached to their bones differently and they have fast twitch muscle fiber nerves......in other words...they are built stronger than humans

 

[Mr swag]

I’ll beat that Gorilla’s ass

Only take one good hit

 

[GrindtooFilthy]

Maybe I missed it but did somebody say they wanted to square up with a gorilla

I’ll beat that Gorilla’s ass

the jokes write themselves at this point

 

[Standing on business]

Y’all nikkas act like they got adamantium bones

Who cares how strong they are if they can’t connect on a punch, all you have to do is dodge then counter their attacks with a few body shots and uppercuts and you’ll have a chance

 

[GrindtooFilthy]

Y’all nikkas act like they got adamantium bones

Who cares how strong they are if they can’t connect on a punch, all you have to do is dodge then counter their attacks with a few body shots and uppercuts and you’ll have a chance

Humans don't have the required force to penetrate. You would throw a bunch and it wouldn't even budge.
shyt would feel like a fly

 

[fukkyalifestyle]

He weighs 150lbs. He'd get his ass whooped by any heavy weight fighter. You really think he could fight 300-400lb gorilla?

I don't know but I wanna see it. He literally grew up wrestling bears in the dagistan mountains he's like a russian tarzan.

 

[kdslittlebro]

You’d get KTFO

“No no no no where’s the zookeeper “ shut the fukk up cacette this nature