Tien was gay, brehs

[Doctor Doom]

Think about it, Launch was trying to throw him that box for A LONG ASS TIME, and he turned it down on some weirdo shyt.

The bytch was cooking for him and he still wanna go hang out with his geisha-midget homo friend

Launch was a ride or die type of girl (probably has A1 p*ssy too)


Chaotzu and Tien KILLED THEMSELVES for the each others' sake.

Another man gonna blindly throw his life away for another nikka?


Tien saw Chaotzu BLOW UP on this Nappa's back and it only blasted his shoulders pads off SLIGHTLY

So he think the nikka who LITERALLY PUNCHED HIS ARM OFF is gonna die to his Tri-Beam and he already half dead?

"I'M GONNA USE ALL OF MY LIFE FORCE IN THIS FINAL ATTACK!"

nikka YOU BARELY HAD ANY LIFE FORCE LEFT! YOU WERE ABOUT TO JOIN YAMCHA IN THAT PIT!

 

[Bone Bender]

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

 

[Wargames]

I thought tien and Chaotzu being a couple was a known thing

 

[nairdas]

fukking dbz threads never disappoint.

 

[Days of Future Piff]

Tien was really out here doing the homie with Chiaotzu

I still give him props for standing up to Cell though

Spoiler

nowwithstanding

 

[TheAnalyst504]

 

[Neil Tyson]

Ya'll gonna ignore that Goku never kissed Chi Chi.

 

[Urbanmiracle]

Ya'll gonna ignore that Goku never kissed Chi Chi.

Negro they had two kids together. Goku was in her guts on the regular

 

[42 Monks]

Tien was the OG gay goon ask yamcha

 

[Un-AmericanDreamer]

Toriyama went on record saying Tien is Asexual.

 

[parallax]

Negro they had two kids together. Goku was in her guts on the regular

on the regular? come on now.

 

[Emoryal]

Launch was bipolar. nikkas never learn not to stick their dikk in crazy

 

[Urbanmiracle]

on the regular? come on now.

Fine when he wasn't training,fighting semi saving the world and or dead, he was betrix her legs.

 

[Larry Lobster]

I thought it was commom knowledge that his master was abusing him and chiaotzu