This Sam Bankman-Fried Prison Photo is :skip: Update: He got 25! Sheesh

[Neuromancer]

His people gonna put money on his books he be aight.

 

[Paper Boi]

You gotta do 80% of the sentence on federal charges too right?

85%

 

[gho3st]

oh he in there giving everybody hunny buns

He aint givin nothing. They takin that


i hope im never in jail mane...bc idk how more sentences dont get added to nikkas.

 

[Jean toomer]

He shoulda got life for having that disgusting girlfriend

The one he was throwing billions of other peoples money to so she could conduct her own personal economics project.
If he looks on the bright side he’ll leave prison a relatively young man.

 

[Supa]

Free SBF!

You gotta do 80% of the sentence on federal charges too right?

85%

 

[Paper Boi]

this is what this "genius" comeback plan was gonna be

Bankman-Fried planned to go on Tucker Carson's show | Fortune

A memo written by Bankman-Fried describes his plan to go "anti-woke" as part of a broader attempt to change the narrative about his crimes.

fortune.com

 

[RennisDeynolds]

His parents still keeping that mansion estate they bought with stolen user funds though . I'm sure they got bread too

 

[bnew]

His parents still keeping that mansion estate they bought with stolen user funds though . I'm sure they got bread too

they'll be dead by the time he gets out.

 

[RennisDeynolds]

this is what this "genius" comeback plan was gonna be

Bankman-Fried planned to go on Tucker Carson's show | Fortune

A memo written by Bankman-Fried describes his plan to go "anti-woke" as part of a broader attempt to change the narrative about his crimes.

fortune.com

I mean after how well his ABC interview with George Stephanopolous went im sure they wanted him on the press circuit

 

[RennisDeynolds]

they'll be dead by the time he gets out.

They'll still own that property

 

[UncleTomFord15]

All of his co-conspirators are only gonna get a few months or a year or 2 most likely unfortunately

 

[AtomicUse]

He’ll be 53 when he gets out, assuming he does the minimum 85% fed term.

Miss the best two decades of being a man, conman-brehs.

 

[the cac mamba]

 

[FINALE]

this is what this "genius" comeback plan was gonna be

Bankman-Fried planned to go on Tucker Carson's show | Fortune

A memo written by Bankman-Fried describes his plan to go "anti-woke" as part of a broader attempt to change the narrative about his crimes.

fortune.com

This says a lot about grifting. It really is that easy

 

[Carl Tethers]

Cacman-Jailed