Diddy's cellmate is Sam Bankman-Fried

[King Poetic]

Guarantee puffy going to be skinny as fukk when u see him in court for not able to eat and stressed out

 

[Diunx]

Life is a simulation.

 

[JLaw]

Wasn't Bankman-Fraud doing freakoff-adjacent shyt in the bahamas?

 

[Gloxina]

New York seems like if a city was a sitcom.

Supervillain origin story right here

This cannot be real life lol

 

[br82186]

Seinfeld for billionaires

Just imagine those two meeting for the first time with the Seinfeld track in the background

 

[MikelArteta]

including an ex-president of Honduras and Mexico’s former secretary of public security.

 

[UnQuantized]

Wasn't Bankman-Fraud doing freakoff-adjacent shyt in the bahamas?

Your right, they were having orgies in the Bahamas

 

[UnQuantized]

Shawshank Redemption Part 2

 

[King Sun]

 

[degu9089]

including an ex-president of Honduras and Mexico’s former secretary of public security.

Some Legion of Doom type shyt

 

[EarlyEarly]

Arkham Asylum type shyt. Or the R.A.F.T.

 

[TEH]

Are we about to see them escape to a tropical island in boats like in Hypnotize?

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Article is misleading. theyre in the same dorm room with dozens of other people. They might not even associate with one another. Would be interesting if Sam gets a bad boy chain tho

 

[Max Power]

Dumb nikka should have been long gone out the country once allegations started coming out last year

Or don't do weird deviant sex shyt that can be interpreted as illegal.

 

[inndaskKy]

The guy is called Bankman Fried and he went to jail for committing fraud with billions of dollars?
You gotta be kidding me...AI can't come up with realistic content for sh*t