Yeah he promised a whole lot that he won't pay to those "protectors"......
This Sam Bankman-Fried Prison Photo is :skip: Update: He got 25! Sheesh
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looks like after sam's farts were muted
by his celly and friends he adapted
to the prison environment with ease.
by his celly and friends he adapted
to the prison environment with ease.
shyt, if you telling me my jail mate is a billionaire, then I may offer up protection for a price on my own. I'm going to try to become best friends and hope he takes care of me on the outside. 
If you stiff me though
If you stiff me though
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You already know.Looks like a textbook cover
They might be paid protection, rich mfs always got money squirreled away
Sam is buying the store out.
Sam: I need protection!
Mike boogie: you got money?
Sam: I need my own gang!!
Mike boogie:
Sam: do they still rape in these places.
Heavy: rape??.....we wrap towels around our dikks.
Mike boogie: dip it in glue and then roll it in broken glass.
Sam: the van damme!!!!
Heavy: some call it the blood sport.
Sam:
Mike boogie: pullout rip your intestinal tract out 3 feet.
Sam: I need hitters........gangbangin goon savages!!
Heavy: hector you walk the yard with "Sam the Gawd" and let them know.
Mike: sam take these shoes and this brown tee.
Heavy: our colors are grey and brown......gang gang.
Sam: gang gang.
Mike boogie: when we take this pic let em know you squad!!
*Sam poses for Pic*
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I trained Sheng Long and Shonuff
That's because he'll be behind you gently grasping your waist
Lootha VanDraws
'The Night I Fell in Love' is the GOAT R&B album
This is like that episode of the Fresh Prince where Carlton joined the gang 
IVS
Superstar
should be the cover of his book entitled:
From the Top To A Bottom: The Sam Bankman Fried Story
From the Top To A Bottom: The Sam Bankman Fried Story
He might actually be ok since he’s smart. He could teach the others a few things
He on suicide watch? I’m surprised in there with murders (assuming)
east
Screwed up... till tha casket drops!!
the reporter who published that pic did an interview with the other inmate in it (timestamped)"he's not showering very much, he's weird as shyt, can be strange, but he's a good guy"
"he's subsisting on bread and water and sometimes peanut butter... skinny like a toothpick"
"sam's more gangsta than tekashi, he stood on all ten toes, tekashi ratted"
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"he's not showering very much, he's weird as shyt, can be strange, but he's a good guy"
"he's subsisting on bread and water and sometimes peanut butter... skinny like a toothpick"
"sam's more gangsta than tekashi, he stood on all ten toes, tekashi ratted"
Yeah he def getting extorted if he not showering. That just ain’t going fly under regular circumstances.
"he's not showering very much, he's weird as shyt, can be strange, but he's a good guy"
"he's subsisting on bread and water and sometimes peanut butter... skinny like a toothpick"
"sam's more gangsta than tekashi, he stood on all ten toes, tekashi ratted"
Yeah he smashed this little paag...
"he's not showering very much, he's weird as shyt, can be strange, but he's a good guy"
"he's subsisting on bread and water and sometimes peanut butter... skinny like a toothpick"
"sam's more gangsta than tekashi, he stood on all ten toes, tekashi ratted"
Her trying to give him street cred won’t save his culo, praying for your sweet virgin ass Sam
"he's not showering very much, he's weird as shyt, can be strange, but he's a good guy"
"he's subsisting on bread and water and sometimes peanut butter... skinny like a toothpick"
"sam's more gangsta than tekashi, he stood on all ten toes, tekashi ratted"
He good in there I can tell by how dude talking about him, even how they was clowning when they seen his bytch lmao
He might have put breh on when he got out..
