Things you loved as a kid that suck as an adult

[Cadillac]

MehDonalds

Def this

@Ronald McDonald makes horrible food

 

[ManBearPig]

-Snow
-most cartoons

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

Cheap food

Even up to dorm life, give me that oodles of noodles, box meal, hamburger helper, extra large fast food meal, soda, candy, cake, tacos box set, frozen food section, snack isle, 100 types of chips......


My mom used to make sure to leave me at home when she shopped, knowing I’d beg for all that.

I eat that shyt today and my stomach like


I’m at the store buying fruits, meats and sides to COOK


Telling my son, no McDonald’s, we got food at home

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

Pop tarts

Snow cuz i have to drive now

 

[Brolic Scholar]

Video games
Hawaiian Punch
Talking on the phone if it isn’t making me $

 

[Lord_nikon]

Crack as a kid

 

[WesCrook]

Just about everything has been mentioned so far....

So I'll go with growing facial hair. I couldn't WAIT to grow a 'stache

Now, it's annoying af having to groom all the damn time, especially in the morning


Also, pickup basketball. Adults are difficult to deal with on the court. Takes all of the fun out of the game.

 

[OVER]

Eating at Restaurants and fast food. I remember wanting to be like the other kids with Lunchables and whatever fast food they had but my mom would always hit me homemade being better and now as a man who can cook you can't get me to eat that bullshyt anytime family show up with to go boxes from restaurants they know I'm going on a little rant about them overpaying

Y'all paid how much for this? I could've made this better for $20

 

[lurker emeritus]

calories

 

[NO-BadAzz]

Waking up early on Saturday mornings, wanting to help wash my ppl car



Waking up early on Saturday mornings having to do laundry and clean and having to wash the car (drive through now but still)

 

[Zero]

Milk

Me @ 8 years old

Me @ 28 years old

 

[Rusty$hackleford]

Milk

Me @ 8 years old

Me @ 28 years old

Devin not no devil or no demon
hair uneven
Weed and cigars
Brew in the seat of a car
who can it be other than coughee brother d
I split a sweet with my finger
Choke a bytch with my dikk and walk up the stairs and hang her
Who can get they thang sucked while they boo boo, i can
By a Chinese bytch who just fixed some moo goo gai pan
I stay high man, I guess thats why a motherfukker smile
Feeding these hoes dikk Fuddruckers style

 

[Soundbwoy]

cereal, I dont even have breakfast anymore but if I do its eggs or oatmeal
video games, I dont have the patience to sit down and play a game anymore
play instruments, I have to relearn to read music all over again now

 

[1thouwow]

Don't complain about your mom bruh. I feel you on hosting, sometimes don't even get to eat properly if at all.

I hate buying gifts

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

I hate buying gifts

Me too. shyts hard. Especially shopping for women.