Things said on the coli that you'll never hear in real life.

[iBrowse]

You don't watch Fairly Odd Parents?

all the time


i just wanted a reason to @ you

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

all the time


i just wanted a reason to @ you

You don't ever need a reason.

Just do it.

 

[Brofato]

People don't say cacs
I do though
And they surely don't say "cacs gon cac"

"Bed wench"

The heavy use of the word peen.
It's really either dikk for black people or cock for white people


Gosh why do white people say cock????

The regular us of " you share that girl"

If one of you guys said it to your boys they would be really pissed.

Calling women up here bytches, whore and sluts for damn near nothing. You know you would get slapped

Idk about that last one. I know plenty of people quick to call a chick a bytch straight to her face and just watch her put on the sad drake face and not do shyt. Not whore or slut, tho

 

[iBrowse]

You don't ever need a reason.

Just do it.

okay

 

[KinksandCoils]

Idk about that last one. I know plenty of people quick to call a chick a bytch straight to her face and just watch her put on the sad drake face and not do shyt. Not whore or slut, tho

I'm talking about for no reason though. Most of the time a guy will be respectful enough not to call her a bytch unless he is really pissed off. I've never had a guy call me a bytch to my face or really over the phone. But on the Coli guys say it all the time.

 

[4fossa]

I a girl at work the other day. She said "what does that mean". I didn't say anything and just did it again

I also do the nowadays. One day a dude even asked to me "wtf are you asking for a ride in the side of the road or something?"

 

[KnickstapeCity]

I also do the nowadays. One day a dude even asked to me "wtf are you asking for a ride in the side of the road or something?"

 

[patscorpio]

my gf gets a kick out of when I either say or put on my twitter when Im watching boxing or football that "so and so's equilibrium went in the bushes"

 

[lightskinjezebel]

=

This is an assertion based on scientific evidence. Behold:

• For most women, the shortest acceptable (read: minimum) height for a man that a woman would date is 5'8.9 (175cm)
  
  
• The "ideal" height listed for men was around 6'1" (185.4cm)
  
  
• Only 4% of women who responded would accept a date with a man shorter than they were

Salska, I., Frederick, D., Powlowski, B., Reilly, A., Laird, K., Rudd, N. (2008). "Conditional mate preferences: Factors influencing preferences for height". From "Personality and Individual Differences." UCLA, 203-215.



Self evident label.

I'm 5"1.4 and I'm dating a dude that's 5"7. Man I must not give a fukk.

 

[King Theo]

You don't ever need a reason.

Just do it.

is that phoenix knightly in her avi?! i never simped a girl on this website but if thats her

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

is that phoenix knightly in her avi?! i never simped a girl on this website but if thats her

I wish It's some chick offa tumblr lol

 

[King Theo]

I wish It's some chick offa tumblr lol

do play with my emotions like that! link to her tumblr so i can simp her tho

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

do play with my emotions like that! link to her tumblr so i can simp her tho

i'll pm u when i find it

 

[KOOL-AID]

You don't ever need a reason.

Just do it.

I see how it is...u even got rid of our hashtag

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

I see how it is...u even got rid of our hashtag

you said to!!!