Things said on the coli that you'll never hear in real life.

[dappadonna]

"Anybody else tired of Bad bytches?"

 

[LA Fisher]

"Anybody else tired of Bad bytches?"

 

[THE MACHINE]

hair hatted hooligan

Mealy mouth bed wench

These are vulgar

Spoiler

But I like the way they sound

 

[innocentdevil]

"let him/her live"

"neg/pos rep"

"one star"

Whats funny is my parents were calling people c00ns before I signed on to the coli

 

[MikelArteta]

100k is nothing

 

[raul04]

The bushes thing has caught on with my friends as well.

As well as the smileys. I use them in text messages, it's slowly catching on.

I use bushes around my girlfriend if she gets crazy I tell her I'm throwing her to the bushes. I kicked her out for about a week and she came back and told me she was going to throw me to the bushes one day..I laughed my ass off.


^^^^She even texted me this after she received it once from me.

 

[pimpineasy]

she alriite but i only date dimepieces

 

[Diondon]

Her past doesn't matter..

 

[MidwestD]

"bytch got pointy elbows"

When a person hears something they don't agree w/ Marcus Camby doesn't enter the room and go

Oddly enough the word "You're furious"

I've met few people w/ authentic IT Certs

I would love to get "Go to the store and buy expired condoms brehs" type of quotes outside, shyt would be so funny, the real world lost for this not being an actual trending joke]

Exposals of your regular social circles in real life

And last but not least...

"c00n"

 

[Ray_Ray]

"White people are albinos" - @Matt504
"Breh, black Americans don't even come from Africa." - @LionofJudah
"I swear I'm not lightskin" - Liteskin person / @Phoenix_Knightly23

 

[LA Fisher]

"White people are albinos" - @Matt504
"Breh, black Americans don't even come from Africa." - @LionofJudah
"I swear I'm not lightskin" - Liteskin person / @Phoenix_Knightly23

 

[mrken12]

"Keith Sweat can't sing."

"Cam'ron has 2 classic albums"

"The beat for Juicy was awful"

"Kirk Cousins is starting material and better than RG3"

 

[AITheAnswerAI]

I've never heard anyone talk about it certs in real life.

 

[PriceisRight]

I haven't been on here in foreva, but everything said here (the coli) leaves me giggling and entertained...

 

[Broad Street Bully]

this thread is just reminding me that the coli is funny as shyt