Things said on the coli that you'll never hear in real life.

[KOOL-AID]

you said to!!!

I said to change it to crimsonchin... you never listen to me, u only hear what u wan't to

 

[AquaCityBoy]

"gay agenda"

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

I said to change it to crimsonchin... you never listen to me, u only hear what u wan't to

I was half sleep!!!!! my bad!!

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

This is how i talk in real life, friend.

I believe it 100% after them podcasts

 

[KOOL-AID]

I was half sleep!!!!! my bad!!

Sounds like pk, looks like pk...but I'm not sure, my boo and her sweet chin would never hurt me like this

 

[Born2BKing]

Yall nikkas actually think all that fat on her legs makes her look good?

Mya in her current state... from the neck down is a PIG.

Not even BEATworthy fareal fareal.

 

[Commander in Chiefin]

Never hear "titty meats"

 

[Miggs]

Never hear "titty meats"

I have been using titty meats with my girl and in random convo,it goes over BIG just like the random "toss in the bushes" and "hair hatted hooligan" does....in fact HHH is so creative and witty i find that actual hooligans themselves be laughing at it cuz they like how it includes sumn so pedestrian and small as there hair hat being associated with hooliganism which they seem to adore....

 

[Miggs]

Ive also been incorporating alot of the gifs and smileys into my everyday body of work...

Someone hit me with a horrible sports analogy ill hit em with an actual physical or

I have recently also incorporated into my rotation,im still working on

Cant get the face quite right to make it effective...

 

[mcdivit85]

- I've never heard people talk so much about IT certs in real life....especially amongst black men....even professional black men

- Never heard of dudes being so extremely picky about women in terms of looks. Yea, dudes want a woman who is attractive but dudes seem to have crazy standards on this board. Like a chick has to be damn near perfect to be even worthy of getting smashed on some one-night stand thing...except if she's an IG model...then she can be one hamburger away and still be considered top-notch

- Never heard so many dudes clowning Luipita N'yongo as being ugly or unattractive....especially all the talk about her hair. I've never heard a dude IRL call that chick ugly, but I have on the Le Coli

- Hard on hoes

Peace

 

[DerrtySouthpaw]

champagne papi

 

[LA Fisher]

champagne papi

 

[ISO]

IT Certs, literally I had never met or even heard of IT Certs before joining this forum