One of the first things I'm doing when I get a chunk of money is freezing the seeds and cutting off the faucet.OP was doing well till he started talking about entertaining chemical imbalances aka "falling in love"
Careful what you wish for... the true nature of women will rock you to your core when you become a man of value
Just make sure you hit that epiphany before having children or doing something silly like moving in or worse get married like this guy below
It'll probably be another 15 years before I cohabitate (39/40). GMB flag in each pocket