Misty is rather annoyed and he asked me to send a message to ya'll, I did not make him aware of this thread(he said someone else on here did) since I seldom come on here anymore. Enjoy:
"I must have stepped out of the Hyperbolic Time Chamber or something, because in my world about 2-4 years has passed since I’ve interacted with any of you people, yet I’ve discovered that my name still comes up daily as if no time has passed at all. I honestly forgot all of your screen names and shyt, so I won’t even bother addressing you people by name. Anyway, I don’t know whether to feel honored, or creeped out by the fact that there are grown men out there who think about me and search high and low for me everyday.
To the people asking why I put my page on private. Maybe because I don’t want a bunch of creepers stalking me? That’s my right. Anyway I am in no shape or form on that site, nor will I ever EVER even think about EVER returning there. I’ve changed a lot since I was 18 and I have zero interest in the topics that you people have. When I found SOHH it was a funny place to laugh at original jokes and download a lot of porn. Whatever the fukk you want to call that place now is nothing but the same racist, misogynistic, xenophobic and homophobic threads repeated ad nauseam. How many more black men vs black women threads do you guys need to make?
And before that one “cool” guy makes a comment about me “still being there” because I know about that corny thread. Nope. Someone texted me about it. No discussions have evolved on that site, and the fact that people keep bringing up shyt from 2011 four years later proves that. You people talk about the same old shyt everyday. Whoever is booking that site must also be booking Raw. I’m not on some “quest” to “collect dikk pics” and from what the women on LSA and thecoli have told me, I have the biggest dikk on there anyway. Apparently you guys must be in agreement with the ladies since you keep trying to ride mine.
Nothing about that site is valuable to me. I don’t even associate with your “demographic” of people anyway. You people spend all day online and don’t even know how google search results go. If you search a specific phrase in google that phrase will show up on whatever web page it was on. Right next to her email on the google search results you could CLEARLY see David Wise (shoutouts to Yooka-Laylee!). It’s not rocket science people… but then again, I have to remember what “demographic” of people I’m dealing with. I swear, I’ll be 70 years old with my wife and you guys will be making threads about how many wrinkles, freckles or grey hairs I have or how my wife is too pale or whatever ever else dumb shyt you people nitpick. Get a life. They’re free. That’s my rant. Misty Out."
