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Mark Gassed-A-Heaux
he’s mimicking the OP
this is what a 1 second search for the OP using the word “big” turns up…and this is just half a page
@surf Thank you for the backup! I thought everyone on here knew about the "Big Dikk" meme, even the 2022 cats.
@Jisoo Stan, you're a day 1 cat and you don't know about that? Here's what we're gonna do to rectify that: At 10am EST today, you need to first report to room 422, that's @KnickstapeCity's office. He's gonna get an official measurement to see if you belong to the Big Dikk Association, and if you meet the parameters, he'll also give you your official Big Dikk name. Make sure he signs and stamps your paperwork.
Now once you're done with that, whether you've been granted Big Dikk status or not, you'll then take your paperwork, head down the hallway all the way to the end, and hang a left. The fifth door on the lefthand side is room 439. That's @Tony D'Amato's office. He'll measure you for girth. Again, make sure your paperwork is once again signed and stamped.
Please call ahead if you're going to be late, and please try your best to make these appointments. The data is necessary to update your Coli medical file. Failure to do so may lead to cancelation of your Colinsurance policy. And remember, we accept Coli cash for payment.