The women translator
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Flabby and sick.
*random marilyn monroe quote*= I'm a fukking whore
Tony_Siegel
Pro
"This is your fault!" - I don't want to be held accountable for my actions and this whorish image I've created
Just ran into a bar whore that I hit telling me this shyt when i fukked 2 weeks ago.
After an hour after I told her that I'm not looking for anything serious or emotional, this bytch was letting some random dude kiss and feel up on her like it was nothing.
Can trust these hoes out here man.
Captain Crunch
Veteran
cotdamn........ ........ this thread is on some other shiit........ feel like my eyes have been opened and I got super high powered microscope to examine anything a woman says....
This shiit reads like scripture.........
One of you Lipstick Alley posters need to post this thread there..................then send the thread back over here.......................
Mountain
All Star
Go head then! Hit me you bytch ass nikka!! You wont do sht! = I hope one of you nikkas watching will jumpin if he starts swinging on me!! I have a feeling that this nikka is about to knock my head knocked off!
or
Go head then! Hit me you bytch ass nikka!! You wont do sht! = Ive got some gully ass older brothers!! what you tryin to get into!
*receives random text from girl he started banging three days ago, it says* what are you doing? out there flirting with other women? I so hate your type, LOL = I hope you're getting play from many other women, I want to know that I can attract a fly ass dude that other bytches want
(I actually received a text like that not to long ago)
Sorry, I cant; Im not that type of girl you know = If you return tomorrow night and apply the same pressure you did today, you get the draws, I just dont want to give it up on the first night and seem like a hoe
You could have any girl here, why choose me ? = I know you cant have just any girl here, you aint all that, but play along and tell me why im "special", if you're convincing enough I'll get an ego boost and Ill also get to live out this bizarre romantic fantasy I have of taming a player
*sees an obviously unattractive woman and wispers* Now shes cute! = I hope you say she is cute too, that way I can receive an indirect ego boost because i obviously look better than her, therefore you'd indirectly be calling me super cute
*Watching TV* how dare he hit her? Hey, you would never even think of hitting me like that would you? = Time to test your brass, would you hit me?; bare in mind that if you say no never, im gentle Ill throw your soft ass an empty but convincing smile, if you say depends on the situation Ill pretend to be slightly outraged but deep down Ill be turned on, and i hate that
Hmmm hmm, damn that nikka fine! *briefly reads mans expression* = I always see your eyes wonder when a bad bytch appears on TV, I pretend to be ok with it, sometimes I even say stuff like ohh, shes hot!! to make it seem like im not jelouse at all, but truthfully Im thoroughly insecure and get extremely jealous when you do that , so this is my attempt at revenge. If I see you dont get jelouse i'll become upset and indirectly take it out on you by acting slightly offish or passive aggressive for the rest of the night
or
Go head then! Hit me you bytch ass nikka!! You wont do sht! = Ive got some gully ass older brothers!! what you tryin to get into!
*receives random text from girl he started banging three days ago, it says* what are you doing? out there flirting with other women? I so hate your type, LOL = I hope you're getting play from many other women, I want to know that I can attract a fly ass dude that other bytches want
(I actually received a text like that not to long ago)
Sorry, I cant; Im not that type of girl you know = If you return tomorrow night and apply the same pressure you did today, you get the draws, I just dont want to give it up on the first night and seem like a hoe
You could have any girl here, why choose me ? = I know you cant have just any girl here, you aint all that, but play along and tell me why im "special", if you're convincing enough I'll get an ego boost and Ill also get to live out this bizarre romantic fantasy I have of taming a player
*sees an obviously unattractive woman and wispers* Now shes cute! = I hope you say she is cute too, that way I can receive an indirect ego boost because i obviously look better than her, therefore you'd indirectly be calling me super cute
*Watching TV* how dare he hit her? Hey, you would never even think of hitting me like that would you? = Time to test your brass, would you hit me?; bare in mind that if you say no never, im gentle Ill throw your soft ass an empty but convincing smile, if you say depends on the situation Ill pretend to be slightly outraged but deep down Ill be turned on, and i hate that
Hmmm hmm, damn that nikka fine! *briefly reads mans expression* = I always see your eyes wonder when a bad bytch appears on TV, I pretend to be ok with it, sometimes I even say stuff like ohh, shes hot!! to make it seem like im not jelouse at all, but truthfully Im thoroughly insecure and get extremely jealous when you do that , so this is my attempt at revenge. If I see you dont get jelouse i'll become upset and indirectly take it out on you by acting slightly offish or passive aggressive for the rest of the night
newworldafro
DeeperThanRapBiggerThanHH
Mountain Wolf chapter 5; verses 20 - 28
The bolded though
Its funny how, growing up you experience all these "lost in translation" moments and you are able to push through and past them to get what you desire sometimes.......sometimes not.....but never has anyone ever compiled them like this......well i'm sure there is some book out there that talks about these things, but goes into more detail.....but this almost perfect.
They may be generalizations, but they are closer to the overall reality of that mindset.
I applaud this thread.....
Emperor Sol
Knowledge and Wisdom
"This thread is so sexist" - Everything said is true 
YaThreadFloppedB!
The Patron Saint of Threads
cotdamn........ ........ this thread is on some other shiit........ feel like my eyes have been opened and I got super high powered microscope to examine anything a woman says....
This shiit reads like scripture
One of you Lipstick Alley posters need to post this thread there..................then send the thread back over here.......................
The Women Translator
Salute a young goblin
newworldafro
DeeperThanRapBiggerThanHH
SpeakherKnockin
Professional ThirstDodger
You guys have our lingo all figured out.
"Wanna come chill?" - I really do wanna just chill but if you make a move I'll probably let you
"Wanna come chill?" - I really do wanna just chill but if you make a move I'll probably let you