stolen from predatory female
YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE I CARE
ABOUT.
You are the best candidate she's found thus
far to become her lifetime, unpaid male
butler. If you keep up the good work, she'll
enroll you in doggie obedience school.
YOU ARE THE ONLY MAN I'VE EVER
REALLY LOVED.
A blatant lie. This kind of statement comes
during a final, desperate attempt to lock you
into a lifetime of servitude and is never heard
after the wedding.
I WANT YOU TO MEET MY FAMILY.
She doesn't want you to meet her family, she
wants them to meet you to evaluate your
financial prospects.
YOU ARE GOING TO END UP A
LONELY OLD MAN.
You have refused to allow her to con you into
the matrimonial hustle and she resents you for
it.
CAN'T WE DO SOMETHING ALONE
FOR A CHANGE?
You aren't accessible enough when protected
by friends and loved ones.
WILL I SEE YOU AGAIN?
Am I going to get another shot at your wallet?
I'M NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL.
Pure donkey dung. An hour ago she was at
the gynecologist's office letting a perfect
stranger finger fukk her in the name of
modern medicine.
COME ON IN, I'LL JUST BE A MINUTE.
I am purposely late so you can get accustomed
to waiting for me like a chauffeur.
I WISH I HAD MET YOU YEARS AGO.
An old standard automatically issued to each
new boyfriend. As a matter of fact, you did
meet when you were working your way
through college as a shoe clerk, but she
wouldn't give you the time of day.
I WANT TO REALIZE MY FULL
POTENTIAL BEFORE I SETTLE DOWN.
I want to try bagging a real fat bank account
before I settle for yours.
WE NEED TO HAVE A TALK.
You haven't been as obedient as her roommate's
boyfriend and it's becoming socially
embarrassing for her.
HOW DO YOU DEFINE OUR
RELATIONSHIP?
She is looking for a progress report on her
skills at conning you into a real stupid
decision.
maybe Ill do it when I get back tonight.
= hey guy, my innate female instincts have kicked in, im ready to be lead now :o
= God damn yousa bytch ass nikka.
