The women translator

[malbaker86]

Lol I see y'all going in on this. God bless y'all

 

[Dooby]

"Men are intimidated by my success" = "I have a degree, but I'm also ugly as hell"

Spin;

"Men are intimidated by my success"

- I'm educated so I get to be a stuck up bytch.

 

[Mowgli]

*i dont want to talk about this anymore* - you're making too much sense.

 

[stealthbomber]

*i dont want to talk about this anymore* - you're making too much sense.

 

[Mowgli]

you're so mean - i love you/ im falling for you/ i like you

 

[MikelArteta]

All my exes treated me horribly - I'm horrible at choosing men I love bad boys

 

[Jesus H. Christ]

*i dont want to talk about this anymore* - you're making too much sense.

 

[cfountain]

good ass thread tho

 

[newworldafro]

cotdamn........ ........ this thread is on some other shiit........ feel like my eyes have been opened and I got super high powered microscope to examine anything a woman says....

This shiit reads like scripture .........

One of you Lipstick Alley posters need to post this thread there..................then link that thread back over here.......................

 

[Mowgli]

*i've been calling you since 5pm and you havnt been answering your phone* - woman

*my bad baby whats up* - the man

*nothing, just watching tv* - the woman


Translation

I wanted to know your whereabouts because i thought you were with another woman. I really didnt have anything to talk about.

Or (rare)

I wanted to know your whereabouts so you dont stop by my house unannounced and catch me doing something i shouldnt be doing

 

[Mowgli]

(woman makes snide/non-sensical remarks and or mocks you while you do something you enjoy)

Translation

Give me attention. Stop having fun without me

Tip
Sex will take her out of your hair for a while. Attention is a cigarette and you'll need another one quickly.

 

[Mowgli]

(woman instructs you to F her harder at her parents house even though the bed is squeaking embarrasingly)

Translation

I want the women in the house to know im getting good dikk

 

[Mowgli]

*sometimes i think you're going to hit me*

Translation

I need a man who can take charge and tell me what to do.

 

[wire28]

"If you cant handle me at my worst then you dont deserve me at my best" = I'm an inconsiderate bytch once I get comfortable

ha i hate that one

 

[ThaBoyBam]

"Black men are out, I'm about them white boys"= Black dudes know your ways and acts accordingly, but these white boys don't care. They got a sista!