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[394] Maggie?
[395] On your knees!
[396] All right! We got a full boat.
[397] Let's meet the man.
[398] We piss in our pants yet?
[399] Boy, do I have a feeling we're getting close.
[400] Yep.
[401] Gonna be Pee-Pee-Pants City here real soon.
[402] Which one of you pricks is the leader?
[403] It's this one.
[404] He's the guy.
[405] Hi, you're Rick, right?
[406] I'm Negan.
[407] And I do not appreciate you killing my men.
[408] Also, when I sent my people to kill your people for killing my people,
[409] you killed more of my people.
[410] Not cool.
[411] Not cool.
[412] You have no idea how not cool that shyt is.
[413] But I think you're gonna be up to speed shortly.
[414] Yeah.
[415] You are so gonna regret crossing me, in a few minutes.
[416] Yes, you are.
[417] You see, Rick, whatever you do, no matter what,
[418] you don't mess with the new world order.
[419] New world order is this, and it's really very simple.
[420] Even if you're stupid, which you very may well be,
[421] you can understand it.
[422] You ready?
[423] Here it goes. Pay attention.
[424] Give me your shyt
[425] or I will kill you.
[426] Today was Career Day.
[427] We invested a lot so you would know who I am
[428] and what I can do.
[429] You work for me now.
[430] You have shyt, you give it to me.
[431] That's your job.
[432] Now I know that is a mighty big,
[433] nasty pill to swallow.
[434] But swallow it, you most certainly will.
[435] You ruled the roost.
[436] You built something.
[437] You thought you were safe. I get it.
[438] But the word is out
[439] that you are not safe.
[440] Not even close.
[441] In fact, you are pegged.
[442] More pegged if you don't do what I want.
[443] And what I want is half your shyt.
[444] And if that's too much, you can make, find or steal more
[445] and it'll even out sooner or later.
[446] This is your way of life now.
[447] The more you fight back, the harder it will be.
[448] So if someone knocks on your door,
[449] you let us in.
[450] We own that door.
[451] You try to stop us, and we will knock it down.
[452] You understand?
[453] What? No answer?
[454] You don't think you were gonna get through this
[455] without being punished now, did you?
[456] I don't want to kill you people.
[457] Just want to make that clear from the get-go.
[458] I want you to work for me.
[459] You can't do that if you're dead, can you?
[460] I'm not growing a garden.
[461] But you killed my people. A whole damn lot of them.
[462] More than I'm comfortable with.
[463] And for that, you're gonna pay.
[464] So now...
[465] I'm gonna beat the holy hell out of one of you.
[466] This is Lucille,
[467] and she is awesome.
[468] All this...
[469] All this is just so we can pick out which one of you
[470] gets the honour.
[471] I gotta shave this shyt.
[472] You got one of our guns.
[473] Yeah, you got a lot of our guns.
[474] shyt, kid.
[475] Lighten up.
[476] At least cry a little.
[477] Jesus!
[478] You look shytty.
[479] I should just put you out of your misery right now.
[480] No! No! No!
[481] Stop it!
[482] Nope, get him back in line.
[483] Don't.
[484] Don't.
[485] Don't.
[486] Don't.
[487] Don't.
[488] A ll right, listen.
[489] Don't any of you do that again.
[490] I will shut that shyt down, no exceptions.
[491] First one's free, it's an emotional moment.
[492] I get it.
[493] Sucks, don't it?
[494] The moment you realise you don't know shyt.
[495] He's your kid, right?
[496] This is definitely your kid.
[497] -Just stop this! -Hey!
[498] Do not make me kill the little future serial killer.
[499] Don't make it easy on me.
[500] I got to pick somebody.
[501] Everybody's at the table waiting for me to order.
[502] I simply cannot decide.
[503] I got an idea.
[504] Eeny,
[505] meeny,
[506] miney,
[507] mo,
[508] catch
[509] the tiger
[510] by
[511] his toe.
[512] If
[513] he hollers,
[514] let him go.
[515] My mother
[516] told me to pick
[517] the very best one,
[518] and you
[519] are
[520] it.
[521] Anybody moves, anybody says anything,
[522] cut the boy's other eye out and feed it to his father,
[523] and then we'll start.
[524] You can breathe, you can blink, you can cry.
[525] Hell, you're all gonna be doing that.
[526] Look at that.
[527] Taking it like a champ.
[528] Damn!