The Ugly Truth About Being Handsome

[Cape Town JHB]

Imagine being #HandsomeGang but your dikk ain’t impressive…

Ferrari with no engine

 

[jilla82]

the comments on that video are hilarious.

I would bet most of the dudes that claim to get hate for being handsome are just egotistical.

A mans looks doesnt get him nearly as far as a womans looks...
..so really who cares?

 

[semicko82]

the comments on that video are hilarious.

I would bet most of the dudes that claim to get hate for being handsome are just egotistical.

A mans looks doesnt get him nearly as far as a womans looks...
..so really who cares?

 

[Roid Jones]

A Redpill Avenger never lies

 

[Mister Terrific]

didn't watch

I used to work a security job with a white dude that was handsome gang, never seen anyone get laid so much and easily. Grown woman would act like teenagers. But dude also had 24/7 psycho bytches around

My pahtna used to be like “ watch this” roll down the window next to a pretty girl driving in the other lane and say “give me your number” and they’d give him the shyt and he’d toss it and laugh. Had me like Going through the emotions questioning my own existence. Like the first time I saw Steph Curry drop 10 3’s in a game. My guy was living life on easy mode. Biggesr draw back I saw is he was a sex addict and couldn’t maintain a relationship nor go on any long trips without knocking a bytch down, even 5’s and 6’s and prostitution.

Man wasn’t meant to have such power

 

[T. Dubb Ya]

Biggesr draw back I saw is he was a sex addict and couldn’t maintain a relationship nor go on any long trips without knocking a bytch down, even 5’s and 6’s and prostitution.

Was just about to say.. Handsome gang that is open to strippers and prostitutes will eat very well lol.

 

[UpAndComing]

Lol this is 10000% facts. Nothing worse than having to balance 4-5 women like this and you just wanna be playing games or doing whatever the hell you want.

I remember this being the moment I stopped having a "big" roster and kept it to 2 before finally meeting my girl now.

Man…

That whole roster life is crazy…

We did it in our early 20s cuz we didn’t know any better and to be real it was an ego thing with your boys…


But man…


The older you get, the more you realize it’s a waste of time / energy dealing with multiple people because all women really want is your time & attention. And you can’t spread yourself so thin that you don’t have any time for yourself.


It’s especially dangerous when your single, successful, and handsome. The chicks got heat seeking radar and will stay trying to ride your wave. So many of these chicks are looking to be taken care of…

100% facts brehs. I was so into "rosters" in my early 20s, now I'm exhausted lol

Whether is a single mom wanting a caretaker savior, or a chick in college who's just a headache in general lol

 

[High Art]

I get called handsome so much it’s fukkin annoying

Was way easier to fukk mid tier chicks when I had extra pounds on. Now the mid tier chicks just automatically assume you just want sex and won’t take them seriously because you’re way above their normal standard.

And the top tier chicks fukk wit u heavy but harder to come by. I say harder but in reality it’s just harder to get a steady rotation of top tier chicks than mid tier

The bold is very true for a lot of chicks I've dealt with. The intimidation thing is very true as well as people having preconceived notions about you. I'm glad I'm good-looking but at the same time, it comes with own set of challenges.

 

[Magic Mulatto]

Ferrari with no engine

 

[Uachet]

You all have my sympathy. I've had plenty of friends who had your handsome problems and the troubles that came with them. Here is something to help you through the trying times you all evidently suffer through.

 

[13473]

Imagine being #HandsomeGang but your dikk ain’t impressive…

just wear a strapon

 

[KnickstapeCity]

just wear a strapon

 

[LiveFromLondon]

I get called handsome so much it’s fukkin annoying

Was way easier to fukk mid tier chicks when I had extra pounds on. Now the mid tier chicks just automatically assume you just want sex and won’t take them seriously because you’re way above their normal standard.

And the top tier chicks fukk wit u heavy but harder to come by. I say harder but in reality it’s just harder to get a steady rotation of top tier chicks than mid tier

No lie ive noticed top tier chicks don't want relationships with me but will fukk with me heavy for a period of time then date dudes not on my level looks wise.

Then another thing Ive noticed is chicks are intimidated by a nikka so it can sometimes be hard to break the barrier but once its broken its floodgates.

This Handsome life aint easy at times

 

[newarkhiphop]

My pahtna used to be like “ watch this” roll down the window next to a pretty girl driving in the other lane and say “give me your number” and they’d give him the shyt and he’d toss it and laugh. Had me like Going through the emotions questioning my own existence. Like the first time I saw Steph Curry drop 10 3’s in a game. My guy was living life on easy mode. Biggesr draw back I saw is he was a sex addict and couldn’t maintain a relationship nor go on any long trips without knocking a bytch down, even 5’s and 6’s and prostitution.

Man wasn’t meant to have such power

Man we would go to bars and chicks would pay his tabs, I never once in the three years we hung out saw him approach a chick all the baddest chick's everywhere came up to him. Yea just like your boy he knocked down anything moving 4/5s, fat, ugly, married etc. Few stories that stand out:

- At a bar one night on our way out some super drunk milf comes up starts talking to him, she could barely walk she was so drunk, it was super cold so I tell him I'm pull my car around in a few, like 10 minutes later I pull up dude is nowhere to be found I drive around I eventually find dude a block away behind a dumpster fukin the shyt out this old lady she ended up being some 40 year old her birthday that night husband didn't want to take her out

- We at a shoe store one time, only one employee female nerdy but cute, soon as we walk in he had the : long story short he gets her # and ends fukin her same day on her 15 min break, nothing too weird there except the chick ended up being pyscho, I had to end up going back to the store and making up some story about him being married with 6 kids I ended up fukin her too and yea she was a nutcase

-One of my favorite was one of the time he got burned and yes dude was knocking down everything moving but was catching about 4 stds a year. Anyways he fuked this cute Spanish girl (I never met her) but according to him she was a 10/10 so much so he ain't use a condom. Dude ain't come to work for a few days, he finally show back up and he walking funny am like where you been homey, dude had been at home says a few days after he fuked her he started to get like a cold, so his nuts swoll up to the size of two grape fruits tried calling the chick her # was disconnected, that's the only time I saw him think about changing his ways, he didn't though fuked some new girl at our job two weeks later raw




for those that care dude was 6'6, 210, worked out 6 days a week.

 

[IsThatBrothaMouzone?]

Man we would go to bars and chicks would pay his tabs, I never once in the three years we hung out saw him approach a chick all the baddest chick's everywhere came up to him. Yea just like your boy he knocked down anything moving 4/5s, fat, ugly, married etc. Few stories that stand out:

- At a bar one night on our way out some super drunk milf comes up starts talking to him, she could barely walk she was so drunk, it was super cold so I tell him I'm pull my car around in a few, like 10 minutes later I pull up dude is nowhere to be found I drive around I eventually find dude a block away behind a dumpster fukin the shyt out this old lady she ended up being some 40 year old her birthday that night husband didn't want to take her out

- We at a shoe store one time, only one employee female nerdy but cute, soon as we walk in he had the : long story short he gets her # and ends fukin her same day on her 15 min break, nothing too weird there except the chick ended up being pyscho, I had to end up going back to the store and making up some story about him being married with 6 kids I ended up fukin her too and yea she was a nutcase

-One of my favorite was one of the time he got burned and yes dude was knocking down everything moving but was catching about 4 stds a year. Anyways he fuked this cute Spanish girl (I never met her) but according to him she was a 10/10 so much so he ain't use a condom. Dude ain't come to work for a few days, he finally show back up and he walking funny am like where you been homey, dude had been at home says a few days after he fuked her he started to get like a cold, so his nuts swoll up to the size of two grape fruits tried calling the chick her # was disconnected, that's the only time I saw him think about changing his ways, he didn't though fuked some new girl at our job two weeks later raw




for those that care dude was 6'6, 210, worked out 6 days a week.

Height plus handsome gang is straight easy mode.

This is why short/average/ugly dudes shouldn't feel bad about playing games, lying etc.