The Ugly Truth About Being Handsome

[KnickstapeCity]

Breh I was just making the cup runneth over because when I’m 70 and washed I can look back on these times fondly

Being MJ’s son is enough to get you laid.

 

[Slow Moving]

Reminds me my school days mf would always try to slick talk down to me or view me as direct competition.

 

[Rev Leon Lonnie Love]

Cant relate

 

[Michael's Black Son]

Being MJ’s son is enough to get you laid.

It aint easy being me

 

[010101]

folks problem is lack of intelligence*

 

[richaveli83]

Must be nice.

 

[Magic Mulatto]

Imagine being #HandsomeGang but your dikk ain’t impressive…

 

[Doin2Much Williams]

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[semicko82]

Everything he said is something that can easily be dealt with.

The cons of being ugly are a thousand times worse. And there are no pros to being ugly.

It's a fate worse than death.

 

[MMS]

folks problem is lack of intelligence*

They need to digivolve to the next level

 

[skyrunner1]

didn't watch

I used to work a security job with a white dude that was handsome gang, never seen anyone get laid so much and easily. Grown woman would act like teenagers. But dude also had 24/7 psycho bytches around

This is FACTS. Was just at a christmas party for work and one of these young cats I mentored early on were chopping it up a couple times. This dude had a tipsy chick come up to him and literally whisper in his ear that she had a hotel room and they could leave now. He was soo caught off guard he didnt even know what to do or if she was being serious..

Later that night, a older chick came up started talking and told him he was flavor of the month and multiple women at the party were basically plotting on him, young kid seemed overwhelmed with the paradox of choice, lol.. It is literally that easy for some men, very small percentage.

 

[Michael's Black Son]

Everything he said is something that can easily be dealt with.

The cons of being ugly are a thousand times worse. And there are no pros to being ugly.

It's a fate worse than death.

well that got dark

 

[010101]

They need to digivolve to the next level

ha quit it quack is wack bro*

 

[jilla82]

Because it’s true

One time I was booked solid for the week with the roster and just wanted to be home and watch YouTube on TV and be alone. At some point it’s chore-like. All the fun is gone and you gotta start creating scenarios about how you’ll drop everyone from the team.

Gon feel good to walk into the new year with a clean slate

you dont have to be handsome gang for this.

2 dating apps and swipe when bored...
...youll have something to do every day of the week.

 

[MMS]

ha quit it quack is wack bro*

You must not have heard