The Ugly Truth About Being Handsome

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There are entire threads on here about the downsides of handsome gang.

Because it’s true :mjcry:

One time I was booked solid for the week with the roster and just wanted to be home and watch YouTube on TV and be alone. At some point it’s chore-like. All the fun is gone and you gotta start creating scenarios about how you’ll drop everyone from the team.

Gon feel good to walk into the new year with a clean slate :mjgrin:
 

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Because it’s true :mjcry:

One time I was booked solid for the week with the roster and just wanted to be home and watch YouTube on TV and be alone. At some point it’s chore-like. All the fun is gone and you gotta start creating scenarios about how you’ll drop everyone from the team.

Gon feel good to walk into the new year with a clean slate :mjgrin:
Sounds like you are making things harder than you need to.


All you need is a bottom bytch and a side piece. All the extras is just annoyances.
 

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Sounds like you are making things harder than you need to.


All you need is a bottom bytch and a side piece. All the extras is just annoyances.

Breh I was just making the cup runneth over because when I’m 70 and washed I can look back on these times fondly :russ:
 

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I guess Zangief is supposed to be Ugly Gang huh? :to:
 

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Because it’s true :mjcry:

One time I was booked solid for the week with the roster and just wanted to be home and watch YouTube on TV and be alone. At some point it’s chore-like. All the fun is gone and you gotta start creating scenarios about how you’ll drop everyone from the team.

Gon feel good to walk into the new year with a clean slate :mjgrin:
Lol this is 10000% facts. Nothing worse than having to balance 4-5 women like this and you just wanna be playing games or doing whatever the hell you want.

I remember this being the moment I stopped having a "big" roster and kept it to 2 before finally meeting my girl now.
 

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Lol this is 10000% facts. Nothing worse than having to balance 4-5 women like this and you just wanna be playing games or doing whatever the hell you want.

I remember this being the moment I stopped having a "big" roster and kept it to 2 before finally meeting my girl now.
Man…

That whole roster life is crazy…

We did it in our early 20s cuz we didn’t know any better and to be real it was an ego thing with your boys…


But man…:whew:


The older you get, the more you realize it’s a waste of time / energy dealing with multiple people because all women really want is your time & attention. And you can’t spread yourself so thin that you don’t have any time for yourself.


It’s especially dangerous when your single, successful, and handsome. The chicks got heat seeking radar and will stay trying to ride your wave. So many of these chicks are looking to be taken care of…:whoa:
 
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You can get away with a LOT if you’re nice looking and got a mouthpiece.


If you can make a woman laugh and you got a nice smile…it’s a wrap
This is exactly why I would NEVER fault an ugly breh for being #HOH.

Broads gon make you jump through hoops just to get a phone number and then give up the puzzy to handsome gang just because he said hello...then let handsome gang do whatever.
 

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I get called handsome so much it’s fukkin annoying

Was way easier to fukk mid tier chicks when I had extra pounds on. Now the mid tier chicks just automatically assume you just want sex and won’t take them seriously because you’re way above their normal standard.

And the top tier chicks fukk wit u heavy but harder to come by. I say harder but in reality it’s just harder to get a steady rotation of top tier chicks than mid tier
 
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