The Truth About Waffle House

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The sheer amount of fukkery I have seen or been involved in at Waffle Houses at 4am in northeast Florida is staggering. :wow:

Leaving the club drunk after having struck out with ho's at the club. :wow:
Seeing multiple fights in and outside of the establishment.:wow:

Twice saw brehs get their trucks repo's while they were inside eating patty melts with ho's :wow:

Saw a impromptu fight between a possum, rac00n and a baby gator by the dumpster in a Waffle House parking lot. Brehs were outside betting on the outcome. The breh who put 50 on the possum won 250. He then immediately got into it with his baby moms who pulled up to WAHO with his kid in the backseat ( not in the car seat ) and during the scuffle the money flew in the air. I left with 75:troll:

My old roomate once somehow ended up behind the counter. To this day he made me the best grilled cheese sandwich I ever had :wow:

Rent a Rims left a brehs Nissan Murano on blocks at Waho.

One breh drove apparently drove a Uhaul to the club. He then drove it to Waho and parked two building away at a Hardees. Nobody knew until the cops came in asking who has the Uhaul. Breh had stolen that bish. He had been driving it for 2 years. He tried to run and got tackled in the parking lot:wow:
i came from a late night open run to get some waffle house with my boys

chilled at the corner, behind us some old truck driver and his pet monkey, a classic 70s pimp with two midget hoes, and the cook was going in while trying out my homie's mixtape :wow:

while I was in Charlotte, Waffle House was my late night sanctuary. Waitress loved me and I never realized it. Had me eating buffet style for 4 dollars :wow:

Go to the bathroom drunk and commune with the elder gods :wow:

Head back to your car and walk over a dead body :wow: could've been me :wow::wow:
 

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1st time I ever went to a Waffle House was in NC after the club and I was like why a restaurant got nikkas in SECURITY shirts? 20 minutes later a fight breaks out. Security breaks it up and one dude runs out to hop in his car and dip. I'll never forget the other breh telling his homeboy "I gotta full tank of gas. We gonna chase this nikka all night if we have to"
 

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" 6 trey, 64 bounce, bytch, bounce
Hood nikka, favorite spot was the Waffle House
Patty melt with the hash browns
Tryna avoid all the pat downs
Tryna avoid all the lame hoes
Weirdos in the background
Black out when I back out
Blow the horn for a pedestrian
Shawty ride like an equestrian
I bought her the dress that she in .. "

 

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Southern folks got too much free time.

Go fukk your goats and keep it moving.

The nerve of this nikka. The entire state of Jersey makes Birmingham, AL look like Wakanda smh. Acting like the highlight of your day isn’t being the first to wake up and piss in the elevator before the Puerto Ricans get to it smh.
 
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