The Truth About Waffle House

[R.E.N. Spells Ren]

The sheer amount of fukkery I have seen or been involved in at Waffle Houses at 4am in northeast Florida is staggering.

Leaving the club drunk after having struck out with ho's at the club.
Seeing multiple fights in and outside of the establishment.

Twice saw brehs get their trucks repo's while they were inside eating patty melts with ho's

Saw a impromptu fight between a possum, rac00n and a baby gator by the dumpster in a Waffle House parking lot. Brehs were outside betting on the outcome. The breh who put 50 on the possum won 250. He then immediately got into it with his baby moms who pulled up to WAHO with his kid in the backseat ( not in the car seat ) and during the scuffle the money flew in the air. I left with 75

My old roomate once somehow ended up behind the counter. To this day he made me the best grilled cheese sandwich I ever had

Rent a Rims left a brehs Nissan Murano on blocks at Waho.

One breh drove apparently drove a Uhaul to the club. He then drove it to Waho and parked two building away at a Hardees. Nobody knew until the cops came in asking who has the Uhaul. Breh had stolen that bish. He had been driving it for 2 years. He tried to run and got tackled in the parking lot

If this were anybody else I’d be calling ducktales

 

[boriquaking]

But you from Jersey though, the toilet bowl of all northeastern metros.

You’ve probably never left the swamp b.

 

[General Mills]

Them nikkas pumpin' dimes, trunk pumpin' mine
I really make cake, you could call me Duncan Hines
Had a drunken mind, club wobbled out
Next stop, start trouble inside the Waffle House

 

[Charly Wingate]

How come the price of my meals at waffle house are always different even though I usually order the same thing every time?

 

[ViShawn]

They have one on every exit in Atlanta

Can't eat like that any more though. Too much damn grease in their food for me but I loved the hashbrowns - scattered, smothered, diced, and peppered.

Patty Melt
Pecan Waffle

 

[Sterling Archer]

You’ve probably never left the swamp b.

fukk is this supposed to mean? Jersey is the swamps nikka. The great swamps

I lived all over this bytch. Everywhere except that landfill you call home. Jersey would quite literally be the worst place in ever lived had I ever

 

[Bryan Danielson]

The sheer amount of fukkery I have seen or been involved in at Waffle Houses at 4am in northeast Florida is staggering.

Leaving the club drunk after having struck out with ho's at the club.
Seeing multiple fights in and outside of the establishment.

Twice saw brehs get their trucks repo's while they were inside eating patty melts with ho's

Saw a impromptu fight between a possum, rac00n and a baby gator by the dumpster in a Waffle House parking lot. Brehs were outside betting on the outcome. The breh who put 50 on the possum won 250. He then immediately got into it with his baby moms who pulled up to WAHO with his kid in the backseat ( not in the car seat ) and during the scuffle the money flew in the air. I left with 75

My old roomate once somehow ended up behind the counter. To this day he made me the best grilled cheese sandwich I ever had

Rent a Rims left a brehs Nissan Murano on blocks at Waho.

One breh drove apparently drove a Uhaul to the club. He then drove it to Waho and parked two building away at a Hardees. Nobody knew until the cops came in asking who has the Uhaul. Breh had stolen that bish. He had been driving it for 2 years. He tried to run and got tackled in the parking lot

Man.... I remember like back in he old days at my school A&T. For homecoming we used to have like 2 simultaneous Concerts (yea that GHOE is)

one at the coliseum and one on the yard.

And our concert used to be CRAZY but naturally the one on campus was like the B concert so like I believe my Soph year. When say the line up at the coliseum was say DMX w/ RR, Busta w/FM and etc.

But this GHOE on the BSide Cam and Dipset was on the yard. After the show they went to a Wafflehouse. And one of my homies girls and her friends met them out there.

Long story short my homies girl ended you doming Cam and his crew in the WaHo parking lot and getting smashed in the backseat

 

[TheKongoEmpire]

Waffle House All Star Breakfast is undefeated foh

I get my eggs scrambled with American cheese and a biscuit.

 

[Cᵣₐₛₕ&ₜₕₑCₒᵤₚ]

Video is ridiculous the bww employee with dreads fighting everyone like luffy

Edit: at dude watching TV during this s***. Man had to have Hella money on the spread​

 

[The G.O.D II]

Only went to one WH in Miss and I thought my feet were cemented to the floor. Never again

 

[Money Be Green]

Never had it

 

[Money Be Green]

Only went to one WH in Miss and I thought my feet were cemented to the floor. Never again

The floors was that sticky?

 

[CoryMack]

Waffle House fights were trending on Twitter

i would've paid admission to have been in attendance this night, and preferably off the finest weed available. pause that mufukka at :56 and tell me that's not gold.

better than any comedy show on tv

and let me give yall some advice: there are few things more dangerous than the white boy who thinks he's Mr. Soul. i have seen that type do some stupid shyt forreal and trouble usually comes when they're around.

 

[DropTopDoc]

Your ticket to Waffle House

 

[Field Marshall Bradley]

That tiktok os exactly what waffle house is

Nah... not frfr... just non southerners and nerds trying to get something to go viral