The Truth About Waffle House

General Mills

More often than not I tend to take that L.
Joined
May 1, 2012
Messages
30,572
Reputation
20,115
Daps
227,801
Reppin
Piffsburgh, PA
The sheer amount of fukkery I have seen or been involved in at Waffle Houses at 4am in northeast Florida is staggering. :wow:

Leaving the club drunk after having struck out with ho's at the club. :wow:
Seeing multiple fights in and outside of the establishment.:wow:

Twice saw brehs get their trucks repo's while they were inside eating patty melts with ho's :wow:

Saw a impromptu fight between a possum, rac00n and a baby gator by the dumpster in a Waffle House parking lot. Brehs were outside betting on the outcome. The breh who put 50 on the possum won 250. He then immediately got into it with his baby moms who pulled up to WAHO with his kid in the backseat ( not in the car seat ) and during the scuffle the money flew in the air. I left with 75:troll:

My old roomate once somehow ended up behind the counter. To this day he made me the best grilled cheese sandwich I ever had :wow:

Rent a Rims left a brehs Nissan Murano on blocks at Waho.

One breh drove apparently drove a Uhaul to the club. He then drove it to Waho and parked two building away at a Hardees. Nobody knew until the cops came in asking who has the Uhaul. Breh had stolen that bish. He had been driving it for 2 years. He tried to run and got tackled in the parking lot:wow:
 
Last edited:

threattonature

Veteran
Joined
May 1, 2012
Messages
23,647
Reputation
3,729
Daps
75,397
Waffle House really used to be the shyt back in the day when they had the all you can eat menu. My family used to go nuts in there.

I ain't ate at a Waffle House in about 12 years. Only reason we ended up there then cause we was at this huge club event. Met some girl that told me I looked exactly like her baby's daddy, which told me she'd clearly be down to fukk. She invited me and my two boys to roll with her and some of her girls to the Waffle House. We fukked around and went to the wrong one and I forgot to get her number. then we ended up getting kicked out because my boy was drunk and the waitress pissed him off. So he starts yelling loud as hell "who that stupid bytch think she is. With them big titties, blond hair, and working at Waffle House you know she's dumb ass fukk and definitely takes it up the ass". Somebody a table over tells him to shut the fukk up and a fight was about to break out. Police happened to be in there and saw the argument start and kicked us out.
 

SadimirPutin

Superstar
Joined
Oct 15, 2015
Messages
15,626
Reputation
2,218
Daps
59,578
EdLhtR5WoAAh0ke.jpg




Dearly departed, gather today
On some Prince shyt
You know what they say
Me and my safe, got a friendship
Ten on me, thin weight, flip weight, gettin' paid
Gettin' laid
bytch made, took off sick days
6 trey, 64 bounce, bytch, bounce

Hood nikka, favorite spot was the Waffle House
Patty melt with the hash browns


Tryna avoid all the pat downs
Tryna avoid all the lame hoes
Weirdos in the background


source.gif


Chainz floated on rhat one
 
Top