The Sopranos (Sensitive Gangsters)

[Roberto Dinero]

Yeah those old school dudes had some pretty odd rules. The one that got me the most though was you can't let anyone know you eat p*ssy cause they might think you suck dikk too. That one always has me like

Cause there are some dudes in the black community that believe that one too

Yeah, I live in London and there's a lot of Jamaicans here and a lot of them feel like that. Nothing wrong with eating p*ssy IMO. It was fukking hilarious when Tony was clowning uncle Jun tho. When Carmella told him he was like "Uncle Jun gives head? He whistles to the wheat field? He's a bushman of the Kalahari?"

South of the border, down Mexico way, where the tuna fish play

I thought u were a Baccala man uncle Jun! What are u doing eating sushi? All that was f*cking hilarious!

 

[smoove157]

Yeah, I live in London and there's a lot of Jamaicans here and a lot of them feel like that. Nothing wrong with eating p*ssy IMO. It was fukking hilarious when Tony was clowning uncle Jun tho. When Carmella told him he was like "Uncle Jun gives head? He whistles to the wheat field? He's a bushman of the Kalahari?"

South of the border, down Mexico way, where the tuna fish play

I thought u were a Baccala man uncle Jun! What are u doing eating sushi? All that was f*cking hilarious!

the way uncle jun put the pie in his shorties grill like that one gif, and a movie that tony watches at some point during the show too.

 

[Yessir_Araphat]

man, i think the funniest scene ever on this show is when chrissy is producing that shytty bands music. everything in that scene.

-chris tellin the lead singer to "spike up"
*tosses lead singer a baggie of cocaine*
singer: "i dont do drugs anymore"
chris: "hats off"

-it leads to a fight amongst the band members
singer: "ive recorded in denmark, DUDE!"

-chris threatens the singer with an acoustic guitar
*singer gets jeff jarretted with guitar*
chris: "we'll use the ukulele"


edit: found the clip

 

[bangbreh]

chris minus the button=nada. he can talk a game but physically is no tony, or anything...

 

[re'up]

The recording studio scene is top 10 Chris moments, and maybe top ten comedic moments on the show....'KINKOS? This is costing me $300 an hour....here try this....maybe we should get another downed power line in here and let you suck on it'

'go take the fukking drugs I'm not fukking around here' 'go shooting the fukking crank'

 

[Anbesa]

Poor Georgie

Buys Tony a gift only for Tony to beat him over the head with it without a real reason. This just after losing an eye because of Ralphies crazy ass.

 

[jackswstd]

Poor Georgie

Buys Tony a gift only for Tony to beat him over the head with it without a real reason. This just after losing an eye because of Ralphies crazy ass.

The only beatdown he deserved was when he was calling them sex lines on the Bing's phone, but other than that Tony was just being an a$$hole.

 

[Illuminatos' Hairline]

I always at the scene where Tonys talking to his therapist about aj being a lazy ass.

 

[Shogun]

Yeah, I live in London and there's a lot of Jamaicans here and a lot of them feel like that. Nothing wrong with eating p*ssy IMO. It was fukking hilarious when Tony was clowning uncle Jun tho. When Carmella told him he was like "Uncle Jun gives head? He whistles to the wheat field? He's a bushman of the Kalahari?"

South of the border, down Mexico way, where the tuna fish play

I thought u were a Baccala man uncle Jun! What are u doing eating sushi? All that was f*cking hilarious!

this whole war could've been avoided. psychiatry, and cunnilingus brought us to this

 

[ECA]

I'm watching Season 4 right now and the Christopher Columbus episode is the most offensively awful things I have ever seen a GOAT show produce.

Michael Imperioli's pen game is

 

[Skip b]

As much as I watched the Sopranos I'm now realizing that Bobby didnt really move up the ranks fast to becoming Tony's number 2, it was a long slow build, Tony wanted what Jr had with Bobby for Chris but Chris always had his mind into other including drugs, he longed for the ultimate humility and awe that Bobby had for Jr tending, soaking up all his knowledge like a sponge doing whatever he said without catching too much feelings. Bobby invoked fear into the union dude without bussing his gun and it was Bobby that sat at Jr trail and eyed the weak Jury so he could get leaned on. When Tony was talking on depending on family to avoid the jail or can, he was thinking of Bobby and Jr relationship

Although he appeared weak at times, and took a few bumps along the way all the Captains did, from Sil catching asthma attacks, Chrissy playing away games and being a druggie, Paulie sucking NY dikk/The Pine barrons, Vito a faq, Ralphie a deranged confused faq, Bobby aint seem that weak in the grand scheme of things

 

[Kill Dat Noize]

As much as I watched the Sopranos I'm now realizing that Bobby didnt really move up the ranks fast to becoming Tony's number 2, it was a long slow build, Tony wanted what Jr had with Bobby for Chris but Chris always had his mind into other including drugs, he longed for the ultimate humility and awe that Bobby had for Jr tending, soaking up all his knowledge like a sponge doing whatever he said without catching too much feelings. Bobby invoked fear into the union dude without bussing his gun and it was Bobby that sat at Jr trail and eyed the weak Jury so he could get leaned on. When Tony was talking on depending on family to avoid the jail or can, he was thinking of Bobby and Jr relationship

Although he appeared weak at times, and took a few bumps along the way all the Captains did, from Sil catching asthma attacks, Chrissy playing away games and being a druggie, Paulie sucking NY dikk/The Pine barrons, Vito a faq, Ralphie a deranged confused faq, Bobby aint seem that weak in the grand scheme of things

Bobby was level headed, that's why he was able to make his way up in the ranks. Not only that but like you said he was undeniably loyal.

Paulie was on the fast track to having that spot but he gave Tony too many reasons to doubt him.

There's a scene I love where Chris barges into the bing and Tony's sittin there wit Sil and Bobby... and Chris is like "I gotta talk to you"... thinkin Tony would ask Bobby to leave... but he doesn't.

At that point I think Chrissy knew Tony might have found his replacement.

 

[Shogun]

man, i think the funniest scene ever on this show is when chrissy is producing that shytty bands music. everything in that scene.

-chris tellin the lead singer to "spike up"
*tosses lead singer a baggie of cocaine*
singer: "i dont do drugs anymore"
chris: "hats off"

-it leads to a fight amongst the band members
singer: "ive recorded in denmark, DUDE!"

-chris threatens the singer with an acoustic guitar
*singer gets jeff jarretted with guitar*
chris: "we'll use the ukulele"


edit: found the clip

love when says "well, hats off"

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

During the executive game, one of chrissy's boys tries to sweep up the floor by sil's feet, and he gets pissed.



Silvio Dante: [shouts] Leave the fukking cheese there, all right? I love fukkin' cheese at my feet! I stick motherfukkin' provolone in my socks at night, so they smell like your sister's crotch in the morning. Alright? Now leave the fukking cocksucking cheese where it is! Here, here, here.

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

killed a dude over the tip