all jokes aside that must have been devastating....
hopefully you don't rape women now.
that would be bad.
The only thing that separates being called creepy from being smooth is your level of attractiveness
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all jokes aside that must have been devastating....hopefully you don't rape women now.
that would be bad.
GoddamnyamanProf
Countdown to Armageddon
NoirDynosaur
Yurrrrrrrrrr
Pardon me while I laugh...
Women can be just as creepy like Men. All of that depends on social skills and body language.
Women can be just as creepy like Men. All of that depends on social skills and body language.
Kairi Irving
Here Comes A New Challenger
i feel like im ugly but cant get over this moment in HS (2016) a beautiful Latina (not sure if she was a advisor or counselor) was massaging my shoulders sensually then moved her hands down to my chest feeling my nipples and shyt
if y'all want to hear a full story ill post
and please except my most humblest dap, comrade....Holy mothafukkin shyt if you ain't just flipped the motherfukkin script and said some revolutionary shyt to me!!!
I never looked at it like that!!!
And you're 200% right! If anything...THEY are the ones that are thirsty!!!
Please accept this rep breh.
4Real 4real, when i see a nice ass chik wearing super tight shyt walking in the mall or something.. the 1st thing i think is "look at this thirsty as bytch", smh... real talk.. i mean, i still holla... but u catch my drift
Bumblebreh
Collecting honey and money
i feel like im ugly but cant get over this moment in HS (2016) a beautiful Latina (not sure if she was a advisor or counselor) was massaging my shoulders sensually then moved her hands down to my chest feeling my nipples and shyt
if y'all want to hear a full story ill post
tell us breh
Kairi Irving
Here Comes A New Challenger
tell us breh
there was many situations with her and i throughout that school year
heres one of those stories
continuing on from my post
Me and like 7 nikkas were playing Halo on school desktops and she was subbing for our math teacher, all the Computers are on a long table lined up against a wall. (so all of us are sitting side by side)
so shes behind us, she walks up from behind my seat of all people and says in a digusted, confused voice "..uh..
you guys are playing..video games
"
everyones like "
Yeah
"So shes still standing behind me, quietly. we all still gaming, then she puts both her hands on my shoulder
....then starts massaging them in a not so normal way brehs, seemed sensual / romantic.
(in my head im like:
....is anyone noticing this)then a guy next me was like "shyt i died
"Her: "YOU KNOW I CAN WRITE YOU UP FOR THAT?"
1 minute later i died in game
Me : fukk
mind you shes behind me still hands on my shoulders
Her: (sweet tone) Watch your language baby
(moves her hamds to my chest and starts rubbing )
im like
i said nothing.
she said nothing.
that whole situation was weird and i felt like nikkas sitting by me KNEW
she was a bad latina, had to be 23-25.
so much encounters with her at school, its one of those situations i just think back to and be like.....what
if i smashed i would've gotten her pregnant, no doubt.
Bart simpson
Served w/ no chill
Post that shyti feel like im ugly but cant get over this moment in HS (2016) a beautiful Latina (not sure if she was a advisor or counselor) was massaging my shoulders sensually then moved her hands down to my chest feeling my nipples and shyt
if y'all want to hear a full story ill post
Jhoon
Spontaneous Mishaps and Hijinks
Us ugly dudes are kept on a short leash. We aren’t even given a decimeter because we all know we are going to take a mile.Same thing here. I remember during recess and the 3 guys who all the girls liked got to slap their asses during this weird booty tag game we were playing.
I tried to slap a girl's ass during the game (whose ass was slapped many times) and she went off on me and only me.
This shyt is crazy to type out considering it was in middle school.
I keep my ugly ass fingers to myself.
Would rock someone's jaw if they did that to me.I'm a decent looking breh and there have been plenty of times where I've tried to get with girls only to be blocked by their friends talking about "we're lesbians"
Only to see the same woman dancing with a different dude later in the night
I've also been the dude to pull a decent chick away from an uglier "creepy" guy by literally grabbing her arm and saying "let me get you away from him" and she laughed
It's all about how you look
MischievousMonkey
Gor bu dëgër
you got me thinking for real lol
Scustin Bieburr
Baby baybee baybee UUUGH
Well let's just put it this way: I've never heard of someone like Morris chestnut, Mike colter, or Brad Pitt described as creepy. Note how most of the men caught up in metoo are not generally known for their looks
If you look at most movies and TV shows aimed at women, the male characters are obsessive, negligent, manipulative or straight up insane. People dont notice because of the acting and the music and camera work and their desire to see someone who is good looking on the outside as someone deserving of empathy, love and forgiveness. Look at the movies and books that most women grew up with:
Beauty and the beast- the beast is a manipulative kidnapper
The little mermaid- the n1gga the main character likes literally eats people she would've known and her crazy ass trades her voice(the thing shes known for) for legs she can't even use.
The notebook- the main guy literally threatens to kill himself if the woman who is on a date with another guy does not agree to go out with him.
Titanic is all about a rich woman slumming for some gutter sex with a guy who may or may not be a killer.
Is it a coincidence that in the hunchback of Notre dam, the hunch back is a thoughtful, kind, loyal man that ends up not getting ANY romantic attention despite showing clear intentions to smash the female character?
It goes on and on. This is why men get caught up in the metoo controversy, they think if their ugly asses try to pull some movie style "romance" they'll get women
Then they act confused when they get told to kick rocks, are put on blast via social media or taken to court.
People who are good looking live in different worlds. Often they think they got where they are because their mouthpiece is good. No, it's because they have no fear of failure, and recognize that the more they try the higher their chances of getting chosen are. It's really not that deep. It's an open secret at this point that if you're good looking you can fail upwards in relationships and life in general.
If you look at most movies and TV shows aimed at women, the male characters are obsessive, negligent, manipulative or straight up insane. People dont notice because of the acting and the music and camera work and their desire to see someone who is good looking on the outside as someone deserving of empathy, love and forgiveness. Look at the movies and books that most women grew up with:
Beauty and the beast- the beast is a manipulative kidnapper
The little mermaid- the n1gga the main character likes literally eats people she would've known and her crazy ass trades her voice(the thing shes known for) for legs she can't even use.
The notebook- the main guy literally threatens to kill himself if the woman who is on a date with another guy does not agree to go out with him.
Titanic is all about a rich woman slumming for some gutter sex with a guy who may or may not be a killer.
Is it a coincidence that in the hunchback of Notre dam, the hunch back is a thoughtful, kind, loyal man that ends up not getting ANY romantic attention despite showing clear intentions to smash the female character?
It goes on and on. This is why men get caught up in the metoo controversy, they think if their ugly asses try to pull some movie style "romance" they'll get women
Then they act confused when they get told to kick rocks, are put on blast via social media or taken to court.
People who are good looking live in different worlds. Often they think they got where they are because their mouthpiece is good. No, it's because they have no fear of failure, and recognize that the more they try the higher their chances of getting chosen are. It's really not that deep. It's an open secret at this point that if you're good looking you can fail upwards in relationships and life in general.
MischievousMonkey
Gor bu dëgër
This is the kind of moment you gotta keep with yourself for life to remember you to jump on any opportunity.there was many situations with her and i throughout that school year
heres one of those stories
continuing on from my post
Me and like 7 nikkas were playing Halo on school desktops and she was subbing for our math teacher, all the Computers are on a long table lined up against a wall. (so all of us are sitting side by side)
so shes behind us, she walks up from behind my seat of all people and says in a digusted, confused voice "..uh..
you guys are playing..video games
"
everyones like "
Yeah
So shes still standing behind me, quietly. we all still gaming, then she puts both her hands on my shoulder
....then starts massaging them in a not so normal way brehs, seemed sensual / romantic.
(in my head im like:
then a guy next me was like "shyt i died
Her: "YOU KNOW I CAN WRITE YOU UP FOR THAT?"
1 minute later i died in game
Me : fukk
mind you shes behind me still hands on my shoulders
Her: (sweet tone) Watch your language baby
(moves her hamds to my chest and starts rubbing )
im like
i said nothing.
she said nothing.
that whole situation was weird and i felt like nikkas sitting by me KNEW
she was a bad latina, had to be 23-25.
so much encounters with her at school, its one of those situations i just think back to and be like.....what
if i smashed i would've gotten her pregnant, no doubt.
I remember rejecting a girl a few years older than me when I was 12 and she was literally too much in love with me, almost toxic-like (texts everyday, depressed if I don't answer etc). When I tell you by age 15 bytch was a model when I heard I was like
Plenty of other missed opportunities that remind me that there is no p*ssy to waste
Kairi Irving
Here Comes A New Challenger
This is the kind of moment you gotta keep with yourself for life to remember you to jump on any opportunity.
I remember rejecting a girl a few years older than me when I was 12 and she was literally too much in love with me, almost toxic-like (texts everyday, depressed if I don't answer etc). When I tell you by age 15 bytch was a model when I heard I was like
Plenty of other missed opportunities that remind me that there is no p*ssy to waste
yeah thats a great way to put it, i also remembered another time she passed by me in the hallway, said good afternoon, i said it too, then silence, then she said....um...how are you doing?
Me : ok.
Silence
then she's just standing in front of me for like 15 secs, i look up at her and both of ours eyes meet, then she starts to walk away slowly while still holding eye contact....
she wanted me to control the conversation but shes the one who started it