The Official TNA Discussion Thread

[Jello Biafra]

Blue Pants is average in the ring though.

So's Velvet Sky but Dixie has kept her around because she is a "fan favorite". Why not hire someone who already has a fan base?

 

[I-Hate-You]

TNA signed 5 bums

 

[Jello Biafra]

So the 5 wrestlers signed are reportedly:

Sylvester LeFort & Marcus Louis

Cherry Bomb

Pepper Parks (Mr. Cherry Bomb)

Veda Scott

 

[I-Hate-You]

Like the old saying goes,1 out of 5 ain't bad.

 

[mrken12]

Cherry Bomb

Veda Scott isn't that great in the ring but she would be a great personality for the KO division kind of like Maria.

Not sure about the other people though.

 

[The Rainmaker]

I always heard/read the name "Pepper Parks" and thought it was a girl

 

[mrken12]

Cherry Bomb TNA tweet

Spoiler

 

[Project Downtime]

I always heard/read the name "Pepper Parks" and thought it was a girl

Read the name and thought Dipshyt Carter was trying to revive the Joseph Parks/Abyss storyline.

 

[Superkick Party]

Veda finally feasting

 

[AKM-95]

I actually like their signings. I wished they could of kept TV ready together from CZW and signed Black Jeez/ Rashad Camron to go along with cherry and pepper parks that could of been a quick boost to their tag division.

 

[Beautiful Bobby Eatin]

I actually like their signings. I wished they could of kept TV ready together from CZW and signed Black Jeez/ Rashad Camron to go along with cherry and pepper parks that could of been a quick boost to their tag division.

Im still kinda bummed they didnt think to bring in Jeez for BDC when they had all of them. Jeez + Kenny King + a mic would have been gold.

 

[Jello Biafra]

The 5 new wrestlers signed by TNA still have not been officially released so the rumors are still out there of just who has been signed.
You can add Shimmer and Shine mainstay Allysin Kay to the list now too:

 

[Jello Biafra]

Also a story is going around that TNA Management (read John Gaburick) is aggressively trying to bring in former WWE Divas Melina and Kelly Kelly (Barbie Blank)

If this is true then this company is doomed because who honestly gives a damn about either of these chicks in 2016?
At least with Melina it could conceivably lead to maybe, possibly getting Johnny Metro to sign but Kelly Kelly makes zero sense.

 

[I-Hate-You]

I think it's safe to say the Frenchies are two of the signings.

Allysin seems like a good bet just based on hint-like tweets from Helms, Jade, Gail Kim.

Spoiler

Corgan brought in this Bruiser ripoff...not sure if it was a one-off or a signing.

 

[Jello Biafra]

Jocephus Brody is a hilarious name.