The Official "The Affair" Thread

[kingdarius]

im watching this shyt rn and the scene with the daughter just passed....hooooooollllllyyyyyy shhhhiiiiitttttt

dude was butt ass naked just chillin watching his daughter swap tongues with some rando broad :shaqtinfool:

this is the wire season 6: mcnulty after retirement

EDIT: now he in the car crying his ass off i legit give no fukks bout this man :russyheh:

 

[Dominic Brehetto]

Noah gotta be the biggest biggest scum bag in the world.

Every time whitneys on screen i wanna punch her in the face.

 

[Gil Scott-Heroin]

That Whitney scene was absolutely hilarious. I thought Noah was going to finally reach some sort of an epiphany through all the naked women surrounding him in his drug-induced/boozed haze. He got that daddy wake up call. Noah was in the car crying and I was crying from my laughter. I did not see that coming. I still don't know what to make of that episode though.

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

dont think i've watched a show with so many different timelines every ep

its not even confusing though and that just shows how good this is

 

[Dominic Brehetto]

dont think i've watched a show with so many different timelines every ep

its not even confusing though and that just shows how good this is

My moms watches the show after i recommended it. She loved the wire and mcnulty.


Anyway shes been bytching about how its jumping around too much this year and phoning every episode to explain it to her

 

[Hades]

There were some bad ass b i t ch e s at that party. The woman in white when they first meet the producer. Noah's assistant. The devil in the blue dress that they showed twice. Some bad one by the pool and the two on the couch with the G Pen. Cole's girl. The one hedge fund dude always shows up like Bruh Man in every episode. That s h i t almost killed me when he said "Don't mind me, I'll go to work right here." *Proceeds to hit that White*

The Golden Age of Television continues to shine.

 

[Bless't]

One of the best episodes of the series for me....loved the part scenes, and Helen and that a$$hole Doctor, even if he was a doctor on tv walking cliche.

Bet you his life isnt half as messy as most of the main characters though.

He shoots it straight and calls it like it is.

Helen: You're welcome to stay here, wait out the storm.
Dr. Oola [looks at the boys in the living room]: I'd rather drown.

 

[kingdarius]

My moms watches the show after i recommended it. She loved the wire and mcnulty.


Anyway shes been bytching about how its jumping around too much this year and phoning every episode to explain it to her

my mom gave up first season because of all the time jumping....she been missing piff ever since

 

[Figaro]

 

[Kd35brah]

Why is Ruth Wilson so ugly

COuldn't have chosen a better looking actress

Noah is pretty ugly too

Barely on episode 2 of season 1.

 

[Figaro]

Both of them broads are ugly but for some reason i want to fukk the shyt out of both of them, are y'all disgusted with me brehs?

 

[Ciggavelli]

Why is Ruth Wilson so ugly

COuldn't have chosen a better looking actress

Noah is pretty ugly too

Barely on episode 2 of season 1.

Nah, there's something about Ruth Wilson that makes her look good to me.

 

[Kd35brah]

Both of them broads are ugly but for some reason i want to fukk the shyt out of both of them, are y'all disgusted with me brehs?

Yes

Nah, there's something about Ruth Wilson that makes her look good to me.

Her eyebrows?

Her duck lips?

That pasty skin?

Bruh i have low as fukk standards, but goddamn these broads are BEAT

 

[obarth]

When Noah hit the

in the car, I cracked the fukk up

 

[Dwolf]

They daughter needs a serious smack in the mouth
Cole was more upset he been using condoms on a chick that can't have kids.