Got an email from the club this morning inviting me to take part in the local talent search with a chance to open for a national act for a weekend. Im not ready for this shyt
My observations from last night though: All the comics are cliquey c*nts. Seriously. The air of superiority they had around themselves towards newcomers was gross. It felt good as hell to crush the buildings and get no love from any of them after the show, felt like I made it. The emcee was literally the only cool dude out of everyone and he gave me a ton of props.
I was nervous as shyt ALL DAY, worried about remembering all my lines, freezing up, blah blah, till the moment I hit that stage and took the mic, I blacked the fukk out
Getting laughs is like a drug you can't get enough of. Can't wait to get back out there now