My ex
[/QUOTE]Mainly because of:
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But Twan still my nikka, tho.
She pulls down her pants... now keep in mind we're sitting in a fukking ford escort hatchback with the windows up. The second she gets her pants past her knees the car starts to fill up with the smell of cottage cheese & broccoli with a side of must.
The smell starts damn near fogging the window & I'm about ready to pass out...
[/QUOTE]Hard To Believe Anything You Say After You Got Called Out, Im Pretty Sure You're Lonely
Ya she asian. I've had more asian then any other race and i had better one's than her
[/QUOTE]Hard To Believe Anything You Say After You Got Called Out, Im Pretty Sure You're Lonely
Ya she asian. I've had more asian then any other race and i had better one's than her
WTF i think this is my ex's i'll find out later once i contact her thru email. if not enjoy. if it is enjoy still lol
yo fukk all the backstories that asian chick is
I never called the bytch again, every once in a while my boss would ask me if I called her. I stayed with a new excuse as to why i wasn't callin that fat bytch. Lookin back i shoulda told my boss and that fat bytch that she was nasty and i cant get down like that, but you live and you learn
My boss hooked me up wit her fugly ass little cousin. Gone tell me she's cute and very nice. So I go pick this bytch up from the mcdonalds all the way on the other side of town. I call her and tell her I'm outside, she sounds cute so I'm getting excited. I could see all the workers inside cleaning and getting ready to close, so I'm in the car pointin out bytches to myself talmbout "ooohh I hope it's that on right there" After about 20 minutes of convincing myself I was gone be fukkin that fine lightskin broad wit the fry grease on her shirt. A big burly ass bytch look like a mix between Bernie Mack and Rosane heads toward my car. In my head I'm thinkin "this can't be her" I kept tellin myself she was gone stop off at one of these empty vehicles and drive her fat ass home.
Nope bytch walks right up to my car talmbout "You Meach?" I started to tell that bytch hell naw and ride the fukk off, but I got respect for my boss and my job so I tell the bytch hop in. We get back to our side of town and the bytch wanna stop at blockbuster, I'm like fukk that I might see somebody I know in there. So I drop her off at blockbuster and go across the street to taco bell.
We make it to her house. bytch inhales the tacos, then goes to take a shower. It took everything in me not to make a run for it while she was in the shower. But i stick around and watch the movie wit her. I fell asleep on her and the movie, she wake me up talmbout "you tired" I'm like "yeah but I'm alright" so she gets to reachin down a nikka pants and shyt and I'm like "fukk it imo take one for the team, maybe I can get some dome out of the equation" bytch lean over me i feel all her stomach rolls and catch a glimpse of that black shyt on the back of her neck and I'm like "fukk this I'm out" I make up an excuse about some shyt i had to do and got the fukk outa there.
Next day at work my boss ask me how it went. I'm a nice dude so i didn't go in her fat as cousin. I told her we had a nice time and I'd be calling her cousin later
I kept feelin around for the rest of it but all I felt was air. I lied and told him we were moving too fast so we just chilled for a little. After that I ignored his calls. And I guess he got the picture.Ugh one time I went over these twin brothers house because I was gonna have a threesome with them. They called me and told me their other roomate wanted to fukk too so I said cool lemme talk to him. He sounded cute on the phone but when I got there he was fat and ugly. I did eventually end up letting him fukk and it wasnt too bad. it feels good to bounce on all that fat when your riding him. I actually like big teddy bear types now
Another time I was gettin freaky with this tall light skinned drink of water and I put my hand down his pants to start jackin him off and his dikk was sooooo small :T.O.: I kept feelin around for the rest of it but all I felt was air. I lied and told him we were moving too fast so we just chilled for a little. After that I ignored his calls. And I guess he got the picture.
Turning DOWN p*ssy? Damn I just realized I had a moment. I was at this orgy I used to frequent alot and there was this white chick who was a total bore. She never moaned, never gave neck, never switched positions. So I'm in the meet and greet area just chilling and talking to people and theres a space next to me on the couch. She walks in and sits right there and in my mind its like 
lemme avoid her. SO anyway she keeps conversing with me about random shyt and I'm just being very curt with her and she keeps talking to me and I know she wants me to fukk her. So I'm talking with the other people and she STILL keeps trying to talk to me and I'm like fukk it and ask her " you want to go to the back?" And shes like 
"yea" And I boned her and didnt even waste 20 minutes on the hoe. Just hopped off lied and said I nutted and went about my business. I already know you nikkas will stop reading after the " I was at an orgy" part but that my story.
Damn at least your honest bout it though
