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Someone without that kind of common sense & is that desperate ain't worth it breh... :scusthov:

True. i mean what kind of low down bytch tries to get with a dude she just met knowing damn well she's sweaty and ain't showered since morning. fukk even chicks in long term relationships are self conscious about how they smell and what not around their bf's. this must have been one low down disgusting chick the OP definitely did the right thing and most likely dodged a bullet with that one.
 

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True. i mean what kind of low down bytch tries to get with a dude she just met knowing damn well she's sweaty and ain't showered since morning. fukk even chicks in long term relationships are self conscious about how they smell and what not around their bf's. this must have been one low down disgusting chick the OP definitely did the right thing and most likely dodged a bullet with that one.

Exactly... but I see some nasty nikkaz would've went. It's like come on fam, have some standards. :scusthov:
 
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I kept telling this chick no because she always tried to beat around the bush. "whatcha doing tonight' you going out?" type deal. Just say what you mean idiot. She did this all first semester of school till I just never said a word to the broad again
 

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if you get p*ssy consistently and have your own place, you'll turn down p*ssy a lot

had to turn down my latest jumpoff. im like "bish we had sex twice yesterday, lets just chill and watch this game."

iono about yall, but sex is work and unless its some new new i'd rather be chilling most of the time. :yeshrug:

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Some years ago, I had my first apartment, and it was my first place without living with a room mate and shyt...used to have to work on weekends but I had mondays and tuesdays off...

I had this chick I was messing but we mostly saw each other at night, and it wasn't usually on mondays at all...it was a monday...I woke up, did the wake and bake thing...was bored....

I figured.....hey, Ima beat my dikk to some internet porn :manny:

so for a few hours, im smoking, jacking off, making breakfast, flicking around the channels, smoking more, jacking off more, making lunch, etc....

i heard a knock on my door around 1...and its this chick Im messing with...said she said called off work today and wanted to be spontaneous and suprise me :gladbron:

but by this time, I had already jerked off 4 times :sadbron:

a little while after sitting around and talking...she starts trying to get down...and Im like "Im not feeling very well, I think Im sick"

she said "you look and sound ok...whats wrong"

Im like, "Iono...my stomach hurts" with the :noah: face...then Im like "let me splash some water on my face..."

I go into the bathroom and while I wet my face, I fill up the cup thats in there with some water...

I come out and sit next to her and she starts kissing on me and i suddenly run to the bathroom, shut the door, and make barfing sounds while i dump the cup of water in the toilet bowl in increments

I flush the toilet and brush my teeth and she starts feeling sorry for me.

I made out...she ended up pampering me throughout the day and made me some chicken and rice for dinner :myman:



tl;dr.....i jerked off all morning, was suprised by my woman, and faked sick instead of facing the embarrassment of not being able to get it up for the p*ssy
 

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How The Hell You Jerk Off 4 Times Before 1pm Good Lord lol
 

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Reluctant to tell this story but...:yeshrug:

Had to turn down this chick I met on myspace before.

did the whole talking on myspace/phone thing. Then one night shes said "why dont you come over tomorrow before class". I'm sittin there like :myman:

So the next morning I go over a few hours before class, and she opens the door.....:huhldup: :snoop: She got me with the angles yall.

So I'm thinking fukk it, she lives closer to campus so I'll just chill here until its closer to class. the whole time this chick is all over me, and I keep pushing her off (gently), and I'm saying stuff like "i just met you" "lets take it slow". so she backs down and goes to the bathroom.

I'm thinking she might have got her feelings hurt, but w/e. I actually thought about leaving, but I didnt want to be rude. Anyway, she comes back out.......and I swear this chick is butt ass naked :facepalm: and this time shes more aggressive. Grabbing at my belt, grabbed my hand and put it on the puss. I tried to say I didnt have condoms and she places her hand on my pocket and says "what is this".

I had no clue what to do brehs :sadcam: So I gave her some finger play :gag:, and then said I had to go cuz it was almost time for class.

I answered her calls, but I always said I was too busy to go over again. she eventually stopped calling.
 

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So nobody gonna point out this nikka was 17 and a freshman?

How the fukk that happen pimp?
 

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My ex who was a pornstar in Japan.

She always wanted to fukk way too much for me to the point i go to work dehydrated looking all starving like i ain't eat food cuz way too many fluids be taking from me. She be on that 5x a day sex.

So i got to the point where i said fukk NO. Dont get me wrong it was great sex but man your body needs a break so she was oh fine then.

so we went to sleep and guess what. I woke up with my dikk in her mouth and said STOP so she did. 1 hr later she was on top and that woke me up and i just said fukk IT YOU WIN LET'S GET IT ON

CANT WIN THEM ALL
 
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