We all have them... or a few...
One story is my first year out of High School. It was a low time in my life... broke, unemployed, no car... just awful. I go up to McDonalds with my nikka & he's there to see his girlfriend (white girl) & I make a joke about her friend (also white girl) because she had unbuttoned her uniform because she was hot... it was some corny ass joke I blocked from memory I guess...
Anyway she flirted a little & I flirted back. When I got to the crib my nikka tells me his girl said her friend wanted my number... I'm like cool...
She calls me about 20 mins later asking me what I'm doing tonight & blah blah blah (I was 18, she was 17) so we said we'd kick it tonight. When I got off the phone my nikka tells me his girl said that her friend is a freak & had mentioned that she would love to suck my dikk because she has always fantasized about black men & wanted to know if the "myth" was true.
So I'm thinking I'm gonna get some p*ssy that night & shower, get dressed, etc. She gets off around 9pm... calls me at 9:15 telling me she's outside. We go to the liquor store & she buys some Crown Royal... I got the
face on cuz now I *KNOW* I'm getting some A$$. We go back to her crib & she pulls into the driveway & pulls out the liquor & pours some in a plastic cup.
I'm sitting here like really? You're not gonna go inside & at least change clothes? This bytch was still in her McDonalds outfit & smelled like fukking french fries & grease...
So at this point I'm really starting to get a little upset cuz this chick really is gonna try to fukk me without showering & changing from her work uniform that she spent the last 10 hours in.
She starts kissing my neck & trying to go for the lips & I'm sitting there dodging her like Neo in The Matrix but she had some nice t*ts so I go in on them. She starts going in my pants & moaning talking about how she's always wanted a black guy inside of her. I'm thinking I *CAN'T* be the only black dude that has gotten her since it happened so quick & since she was actually cute.
This is where shyt goes south...
She pulls down her pants... now keep in mind we're sitting in a fukking ford escort hatchback with the windows up. The second she gets her pants past her knees the car starts to fill up with the smell of cottage cheese & broccoli with a side of must.
The smell starts damn near fogging the window & I'm about ready to pass out...
I usually do the finger test with a girl before I put anything in anywhere but it didn't even have to get to that point... at this point I don't even want this broad anymore cuz I'm grossed the fukk out.
She starts tryna pull my shyt out & I'm sitting here like
stuttering & shyt tryna think of an excuse to get out of this. So I'm sitting there like "Hold up, do you have a condom?" knowing damn well I got 2 in my wallet. She then has audacity to try to pull my shyt in her talking about some damn "trust me, I'm clean." 
I start pushing her away talking about how I ain't tryna get her pregnant and we should just go to the gas station & get a condom. I knew the gas station right around the corner doesn't stay open past 10pm & only the pumps are left on & praying she doesn't feel like driving 20 mins to the next nearest one. She says fine... then says some shyt I will *NEVER* forget...
"I hate my fukking Life! God just doesn't want me to get any ass!"
I'm like
but I just wanted to get the fukk outta there. She drops me off at my crib & starts kissing my neck talking about how tomorrow she gets off at 7pm. I get out the car & went inside & took the shower of a lifetime... I didn't even fukk her but I felt the musty broccoli smell just on me. She called me the next day... the following day... & every day after that for about a week then stopped.
Definitely a traumatizing experience for me...
One story is my first year out of High School. It was a low time in my life... broke, unemployed, no car... just awful. I go up to McDonalds with my nikka & he's there to see his girlfriend (white girl) & I make a joke about her friend (also white girl) because she had unbuttoned her uniform because she was hot... it was some corny ass joke I blocked from memory I guess...
Anyway she flirted a little & I flirted back. When I got to the crib my nikka tells me his girl said her friend wanted my number... I'm like cool...
She calls me about 20 mins later asking me what I'm doing tonight & blah blah blah (I was 18, she was 17) so we said we'd kick it tonight. When I got off the phone my nikka tells me his girl said that her friend is a freak & had mentioned that she would love to suck my dikk because she has always fantasized about black men & wanted to know if the "myth" was true.
So I'm thinking I'm gonna get some p*ssy that night & shower, get dressed, etc. She gets off around 9pm... calls me at 9:15 telling me she's outside. We go to the liquor store & she buys some Crown Royal... I got the
face on cuz now I *KNOW* I'm getting some A$$. We go back to her crib & she pulls into the driveway & pulls out the liquor & pours some in a plastic cup.I'm sitting here like really? You're not gonna go inside & at least change clothes? This bytch was still in her McDonalds outfit & smelled like fukking french fries & grease...
So at this point I'm really starting to get a little upset cuz this chick really is gonna try to fukk me without showering & changing from her work uniform that she spent the last 10 hours in.
She starts kissing my neck & trying to go for the lips & I'm sitting there dodging her like Neo in The Matrix but she had some nice t*ts so I go in on them. She starts going in my pants & moaning talking about how she's always wanted a black guy inside of her. I'm thinking I *CAN'T* be the only black dude that has gotten her since it happened so quick & since she was actually cute.
This is where shyt goes south...
She pulls down her pants... now keep in mind we're sitting in a fukking ford escort hatchback with the windows up. The second she gets her pants past her knees the car starts to fill up with the smell of cottage cheese & broccoli with a side of must.
The smell starts damn near fogging the window & I'm about ready to pass out...
I usually do the finger test with a girl before I put anything in anywhere but it didn't even have to get to that point... at this point I don't even want this broad anymore cuz I'm grossed the fukk out.
She starts tryna pull my shyt out & I'm sitting here like
stuttering & shyt tryna think of an excuse to get out of this. So I'm sitting there like "Hold up, do you have a condom?" knowing damn well I got 2 in my wallet. She then has audacity to try to pull my shyt in her talking about some damn "trust me, I'm clean." I start pushing her away talking about how I ain't tryna get her pregnant and we should just go to the gas station & get a condom. I knew the gas station right around the corner doesn't stay open past 10pm & only the pumps are left on & praying she doesn't feel like driving 20 mins to the next nearest one. She says fine... then says some shyt I will *NEVER* forget...
"I hate my fukking Life! God just doesn't want me to get any ass!"
I'm like
but I just wanted to get the fukk outta there. She drops me off at my crib & starts kissing my neck talking about how tomorrow she gets off at 7pm. I get out the car & went inside & took the shower of a lifetime... I didn't even fukk her but I felt the musty broccoli smell just on me. She called me the next day... the following day... & every day after that for about a week then stopped.Definitely a traumatizing experience for me...
