SORRY ABOUT THE DELAY BREHS…THE NATURE BOY HAS BEEN ENJOYING THE SUMMER FESTIVITIES A LITTLE TOO MUCH AS OF LATE
IT’S TIME FOR THE NATURE BOY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVIEW OF LAST WEEK’S MR. ROBOT
EPISODE BEGINS WITH EURO BATEMAN’S FINE ASS ANGELINA PAWGLIE WIFE OF HIS REMENISCING ABOUT THE PAIR OF EARRINGS HE GAVE HER BACK IN THE DAY
TAKE YOUR ENTITLED CAC CHILD ON A WALK ONLY TO GET THE KILL BILL BLOOD TREATMENT FOR BEING A CAPITALIST PIG BREHS
GINGER STREEP JR. GIVING BETA SEYFRIED THE CUT EYE WHEN LISTENING TO THE BETA BS COME OUT HER MOUTH
AT LEAST SHE COMPLETED THE HACK
MR. ROBOT FINALLY REVEALING TO ELLIOT THAT HE WAS THE ONE WHO MURKED EURO BATEMAN
DJ DEREK TRYING TO BE HOH BY TELLING ANGELINA PAWGLIE TO COME TO HIS BIG 30TH BIRTHDAY BASH AT TGI FRIDAYS OR ELSE
ELLIOT GETTING GRILLED BY TEAM SILKY SMOOTH ROAD ABOUT ALL THE E-COINS THEY LOST OUT ON
TOO BAD ELLIOT GAVE RAY THAT KASPAROV CHECKMATE
“WHEN YOU SEE A GOOD MOVE, LOOK FOR A BETTER ONE”
E-CORP BAILOUT HEARING GETTING THE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ NUTS TREATMENT LIVE ON AIR
JOSH HUTCHERSON CAC LOOKIN MUTHERfukkA AND THE REST OF TEAM HUNGER GAYMES TRYING TO INTIMIDATE ELLIOT
BETA SEYFRIED CONFRONTING 666 CEO ABOUT BEING TRANSFERRED TO A DIFFERENT POSITION IN E-CORP
“IT’S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY…DID YOU KNOW THAT?”
“NO”
“WOULD YOU LIKE TO CELEBRATE WITH ME?”
“NO”
OLD HERMAN BARROW MOVING ON UP FROM THE KNICK TO WORK RISK MANAGEMENT AT E-CORP
BETA SEYFRIED MAKING IT TOO DAMN OBVIOUS THAT SHE’S UP TO SOMETHING
MEANWHILE, TEAM HUNGER GAYMES LOOKING TO USE ELLIOT’S ASS AS A TRIBUTE
OH shyt! JOEY BADA$$ BE TRAINED IN THE ANCIENT URBAN ART OF NIGGJITSU
SLICING AND DICING THESE CAC fakkitS WITH THE BOX CUTTER
THE A$$MAN BE ON HIS DARK ARMY shyt BREHS
BETA SEYFRIED TRYING TO SPEAK UP DURING THE MANAGER MEETING
EVERYONE KNOW SHE PULLED A HOE-GAN AND SUCKED SOME dikk FOR THAT JOB
ELLIOT REVEALING TO US WHAT WE ALREADY KNEW ABOUT HIM BEING IN PRISON
BREHS NARRATING IS AS RELIABLE AS PRODIGY’S BOOK WRITING
ANOTHER WOOOOOOOOVIEW COMING THIS THURSDAY BREHS
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