The Official KKKarrion Kross Unappreciation Thread

Jello Biafra

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Since they seem to be trying to do this gladiator thing with him why not just give him a regular looking gladiator helmet instead of that goofy shyt he ended up wearing?

Something like this would've been less embarrassing for him:
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This guy is just not fukking marketable. One thing I can say about IMPACT is that they really hide the negatives wayyy better than Heyman in his prime. Right now dude is just....blah.

  • He sucks on the mic
  • He's basic as hell
  • The MMA hybrid Pancrase shyt is played out
  • He needs a lot of gimmicks to get somewhat of a reaction
  • Vince is going to fukk Scarlett
  • His NXT title run was ass
  • Its a shame when it took 4 vanilla midgets to make people see this man has no fukking soul, he's just a musclehead
  • He is basically Lars Sullivan with a bar of soap, no gay porn tape, and a girlfriend that Vince is going to fukk
 

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"When I went up and they asked me to do the match with Jeff and put him over, I was like, 'Sure, that's fine.' I grew up a fan of Jeff and getting to meet him and him being cool was an awesome experience, he's literally one of the coolest people I've ever met. 'That's fine.' One of the agents came to me and was like, 'there's a long-term plan for this so don't sweat it and don't worry.' Okay, cool. I do my entrance and get out there. The ref comes to me and goes, 'Hey, your 10 minute match is down to 90 seconds.' First time we're working on television, we don't really know each other in the ring, our rhythm, they come back from commercial and I'm trying not to laugh. If you go back and watch, I'm smiling, closed mouth, trying to hold it back. As soon as Jeff got in the ring, I snatched him and called what we needed to do and that was it."

On his presentation on the main roster and new gear

"I got an email with what it was supposed to look like. Apparently, the music was supposed to change, the entrance was supposed to change, and it was supposed to be an enhanced version. When I saw the picture of it, I showed it to [Scarlett] and I just started laughing. I said, 'I can be comfortable wearing this, but it's not going to get over in 2021.'"
 

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"When I went up and they asked me to do the match with Jeff and put him over, I was like, 'Sure, that's fine.' I grew up a fan of Jeff and getting to meet him and him being cool was an awesome experience, he's literally one of the coolest people I've ever met. 'That's fine.' One of the agents came to me and was like, 'there's a long-term plan for this so don't sweat it and don't worry.' Okay, cool. I do my entrance and get out there. The ref comes to me and goes, 'Hey, your 10 minute match is down to 90 seconds.' First time we're working on television, we don't really know each other in the ring, our rhythm, they come back from commercial and I'm trying not to laugh. If you go back and watch, I'm smiling, closed mouth, trying to hold it back. As soon as Jeff got in the ring, I snatched him and called what we needed to do and that was it."

On his presentation on the main roster and new gear

"I got an email with what it was supposed to look like. Apparently, the music was supposed to change, the entrance was supposed to change, and it was supposed to be an enhanced version. When I saw the picture of it, I showed it to [Scarlett] and I just started laughing. I said, 'I can be comfortable wearing this, but it's not going to get over in 2021.'"
That whole interview was wild with the stuff that WWE creative decided to do with Kross and Scarlett especially them having a fixation with Scarlett wrestling instead of just being a manager/valet.

 

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"When I went up and they asked me to do the match with Jeff and put him over, I was like, 'Sure, that's fine.' I grew up a fan of Jeff and getting to meet him and him being cool was an awesome experience, he's literally one of the coolest people I've ever met. 'That's fine.' One of the agents came to me and was like, 'there's a long-term plan for this so don't sweat it and don't worry.' Okay, cool. I do my entrance and get out there. The ref comes to me and goes, 'Hey, your 10 minute match is down to 90 seconds.' First time we're working on television, we don't really know each other in the ring, our rhythm, they come back from commercial and I'm trying not to laugh. If you go back and watch, I'm smiling, closed mouth, trying to hold it back. As soon as Jeff got in the ring, I snatched him and called what we needed to do and that was it."

On his presentation on the main roster and new gear

"I got an email with what it was supposed to look like. Apparently, the music was supposed to change, the entrance was supposed to change, and it was supposed to be an enhanced version. When I saw the picture of it, I showed it to [Scarlett] and I just started laughing. I said, 'I can be comfortable wearing this, but it's not going to get over in 2021.'"
Come on man

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I didn't want to make a new thread for this absolute MID Kross, EC3 and Freight Train Stroman are serving.
 
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