The official "Jordan would've" thread.

[TheyCallMeAzul]

Lmaoooo I'm mad I didn't think of this

 

[Lord Scion]

nah, my girl doesn't pass the plastic bag test:

 

[Capo Dei Capi]

nah, my girl doesn't pass the plastic bag test:

 

[Soundwave]

For some reason this thread reminds me of the Doug Collins alias on and how every post would start with the words "When I coached Michael"

Jordan would have beaten Batman even if he had prep time in the Dark Knight Rises, the series for Gotham City would have gone 5, maybe 6 games

 

[Oroko Saki]

Jordan ran through volcano's and did suicide sprints inside of a giant sauna basketball court. He wouldnt have had to do sh*t about the AC

But bcus some of his teammates would be handicapped he woulda told Popavich to get out his gym and he probably woulda called him a f*ckin fakket too

 

[Propaganda]

jordan would've grown an extra hand.

 

[MegaTronBomb!]

Jordan is the ultimate competitor.... he would've checked the forecast for San Antonio during the playoffs, back in March... bought stock in Vlasic, sold them shares at a 37% profit.... after he bought enough jars to formulate an anti-cramp sports drink specially designed for high heat situations.

and he would've beat an insider trading case during the finals, all while never missing a court date.

 

[AkaDemiK]

Salute @Malta

 

[He Who Posts Well]

Jordan would've volunteered to join a undermanned 6th grade basketball game and not only lead his team, but also lead them to win back-to-back state and national titles.

 

[Icantspell]

jordan would've never lost in a finals

 

[$lim]

Jordan would've smoked a cohiba while watching Lebron limp to the bench without taking his eyes off of him the whole time as the ball boy shines his jordans

 

[Danie84]

Jordan would have purify himself with his personal Gatorade cooler and vendor machine

 

[Tha Gawd Amen]

People comparing this game to Jordan?

Game of Thrones references in spoiler if you haven't watched yet

Spoiler

Jordan would've dropped 25 by the first quarter, Went and saved Castle Black, Saved then fukk Ygritte, then would've came back in time to drop a triple double in the second half.

 

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

Jordan never missed a shot.

Jordan never lost a game.

Jordan never let anyone score on him.

Jordan never cramped or got thirsty. Only drank Gatorade because they paid him.

Jordan never didn't have the dopest kicks on the court.

Jordan fukked every bytch.

Jordan never had untalented sons.

Jordan never lost a bet.

Jordan never missed on a draft pick.




GOAT

 

[NYC Rebel]

This thread belongs in the rafters.

I'm in complete and utter tears...