The official "Jordan would've" thread.

[Greenhornet]

jordan actually had aids during the flu game before sweating it out .... scottie pippen hugged him and tested positive for it

jordan then gave steve kerr the cure for it, through phil jackson's old paperwork

jordan was immune to everything

 

[chuckifubuck]

Jordan woulda gotten that skripper to abort his baby withou paying out a dime

 

[Sonny Corinthos]

jordan would have dodged aids and scottie pippen would have randomly tested positive for it

then jordan would have given steve kerr the cure for it, through phil jackson's old paperwork

Mad random post

 

[Greenhornet]

Mad random post

its magic brehs

 

[True Weltch Media]

 

[He Who Posts Well]

Jordan would've drank an elixir of Gatorade to ensure he made his saving throws vs cramps. He'd then channel his clutch gene to give him +3 to his accuracy versus a hand in the face defense and give +20 to morale of his teammates. He'd drop 40 in the third and a triple double in the fourth quarter. Afterwards, he'd journey to Orlay to slay a dragon and save Denirim from destruction.

 

[wild100sboy]

at this thread

 

[Kill Dat Noize]

Honestly this is why Lebron could never live up to Jordan. Look at the fukkin legend that surrounds this muthafukka. Years and years after he's retired you still got nikkas tellin paul bunyon stories. I know this is a joke thread but it was obviously in response to that portion of fans out there who believe that when Jordan played they saw jesus in a pair of basketball shoes.

Then again.....

Maybe they did.

 

[muzikfrk75]

Jordan would have blocked Magic's baby sky hook

 

[He Who Posts Well]

Honestly this is why Lebron could never live up to Jordan. Look at the fukkin legend that surrounds this muthafukka. Years and years after he's retired you still got nikkas tellin paul bunyon stories. I know this is a joke thread but it was obviously in response to that portion of fans out there who believe that when Jordan played they saw jesus in a pair of basketball shoes.

Then again.....

Maybe they did.

Jordan would've hired a group of people to create multiple online personas to bash up and coming nba stars and reinforce the folklore of his accomplishments

 

[Big Boss]

Jordan would have knocked out bernard hopkins

 

[Malta]

Jordan would have conducted a seminar on Climate change @ half before insulting Wade for fukking with Gabrielle Union

Jordan would have beaten Batman even if he had prep time in the Dark Knight Rises, the series for Gotham City would have gone 5, maybe 6 games

 

[Malta]

I know this is a joke thread but it was obviously in response to that portion of fans out there who believe that when Jordan played they saw jesus in a pair of basketball shoes.

Then again.....

Maybe they did.

Jordan would have rose on the 2nd day not the 3rd, before beating the Romans in VI and giving them XLIV pts in the clincher

 

[MikelArteta]

jordan would have popped a sensei bean if he cramped up

 

[I AM WE ARE]

jordan would've made space jam 2 with unreleased footage of looney toons characters on commercial breaks
jordan would've found the cure for cramps
michael jordan's dna is what is in the brief case in pulp fiction

jordan would've knocked out chuck norris,beat a brick wall in tennis,lapped usain bolt in the 100 meter dash, found 2 pac and biggies killer, and defeated the Illuminati all during the 3rd quarter