The official "Jordan would've" thread.

[Malta]

Jordan would have flown in 40,000 workers from the Nike factory in China, supplied them with Jordan Brand™ hand fans to cool the crowd down before turning a profit on the fans


Jordan would have asked why the arena was so cold, his core body temperature is 5,778k, the same temp as the surface of the sun which explains the yellow eyes and why he's perpetually on fire

 

[MikelArteta]

jordan would've taken off his jersey and walked off the court with the ball

 

[I AM WE ARE]

jordan would've taken off his jersey and walked off the court with the ball

no traveling call

 

[Detroit Wave]

Jordan would've gotten boy george's baby mama to abort for free

 

[Malta]

Jordan would have said "The game of basketball" enough times in the half-time interview to cause a rift in the space time continuum, went back in time and prevented the AC from breaking in the first place

 

[muzikfrk75]

no traveling call

Travelling call on MJ?

 

[I AM WE ARE]

Travelling call on MJ?

 

[wire28]

Jordan would have won

 

[Big Boss]

Jordan would have dated lupita

 

[Boolean]

Jordan would have spawned Bugs Bunny from Toon Land to hand deliver Michael's Secret Stuff and got back in the game

 

[Detroit Wave]

jordan would've connected on these throws

 

[mbewane]

michael jordan's dna is what is in the brief case in pulp fiction

 

[Greenhornet]

jordan would have played naked

 

[Lefty Gunz]

Jordan would have dated lupita

 

[Detroit Wave]

jordan would've gotten Elliot Rodger some p*ssy