The OFFICIAL GTA Online Thread #coligangbangbang (If you got deleted by accident just re-join)

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[thernbroom]

I just wanna put it out there that when I'm either driving or playing like shyt it's because I'm either smoking a blunt or smoking a cigarette. Otherwise I think many can vouch that I beast. But if I'm playing and I do suck it's most likely cause I'm tryna burn one

smoking cigarettes in the house

 

[flea]

I try going to ammu-nation and the door wouldn't open and I kept hearing shots whizzing past my head but no blip

 

[MenacingMonk]

Today taught Awkward123 how to come up on that Martin Mission - where you kill the lawyer ($9,000) and keep his car for after the mission and sell it to the modshop ($22,000) . I have 3 in my garage to sell right now, so was giving him the extra cars I aint need.

Need info.

 

[The G.O.D II]

Why do they have the fukking shytty green/red screen effect during DM Its borderline seizure inducing. And the goddamn matchmaking is busted? Why can't they ever match me up with correctly crewmembers? Tired of having 3 coli dudes against 3 randoms and they put one of us with the randoms instead of pairing all 3 of us together

 

[craigsagersuit]

they need to patch up the armors somehow

them shyts literally disappear with one and two shots

what's the point in having them?

 

[Kalik]

Need info.

You cant access your garage while on mission,or carrying mission item (coke, meth,or in this case lawyer briefcase).

BUT you can if you have no mission items. So what I do is on mission from Martin (out of court settlement) snipe the lawyer, then push his car away from briefcase with my car. Store his car in garage, come back in my car or random ass car get briefcase, finish mission. Collect 9k, go to my garage grab his car sell it at chop shop 22k. You can only sell 1 every game day. So I store 3-4 at a time in my garage. I'll do 4 back to back,takes like 10mins but its not a glitch. Then when I can sell again,instead of stealing cars and getting bounty on my head, I just grab one from my garage.

Other missions have cars you may store Merryweather jeeps, that Mustang with Bulletproof wheels (16k car) from Lester (cops capacity mission)

 

[Kalik]

I'm tryna figure out what mission spawn best cars...cuz the ones Simeon had you blowing up cars and shyt. I need to replay them early jawns



Video for above mission (post above) BUT they didnt steal the car. Im sure a youtube comment will mention it, but I discovered it on my own by chance. ( I'm sure many people have also)

 

[MenacingMonk]

You cant access your garage while on mission,or carrying mission item (coke, meth,or in this case lawyer briefcase).

BUT you can if you have no mission items. So what I do is on mission from Martin (out of court settlement) snipe the lawyer, then push his car away from briefcase with my car. Store his car in garage, come back in my car or random ass car get briefcase, finish mission. Collect 9k, go to my garage grab his car sell it at chop shop 22k. You can only sell 1 every game day. So I store 3-4 at a time in my garage. I'll do 4 back to back,takes like 10mins but its not a glitch. Then when I can sell again,instead of stealing cars and getting bounty on my head, I just grab one from my garage.

Other missions have cars you may store Merryweather jeeps, that Mustang with Bulletproof wheels (16k car) from Lester (cops capacity mission)

Crazy coincidence last night. I spawned in that mission with a bad ass car I stole. I actually TRIED to store it in my garage, but I had the item on me.

Now that I know this.

ALL YOU COLI fukkS NEED TO STFU AND NOT SPREAD THIS OUT TO NO ONE!

Rockshyt gonna patch it up if word gets out.

 

[Kalik]

Crazy coincidence last night. I spawned in that mission with a bad ass car I stole. I actually TRIED to store it in my garage, but I had the item on me.

Now that I know this.

ALL YOU COLI fukkS NEED TO STFU AND NOT SPREAD THIS OUT TO NO ONE!

Rockshyt gonna patch it up if word gets out.

Made 200k today... and its not gonna trigga any shyt from rockstar. I called Martin each time for mission (no replay glitch) and I sold 1 car per game day (no mod shop glitch).

This the only mission Martin would give me for like 5 levels, so whenever I called I would

 

[krackdagawd]

I try going to ammu-nation and the door wouldn't open and I kept hearing shots whizzing past my head but no blip

You can call Lester to hide your blip on the map.

 

[Marci-Senpai]

you nikkas still getting in them long ass police chases? all i do is call up lester and have him remove my stars for $500

 

[Kalik]

you nikkas still getting in them long ass police chases? all i do is call up lester and have him remove my stars for $500

Tried calling Lester ... dude told me not now, call back later.... but I'm like what the fukk I need it done now. Nevr used that feature again.

Will try it again when I need him. But if he dont help. He gone be in a wheelchair fukk that limp

 

[Hammer]

servers down for anyone else?

 

[Kalik]

Since your 2nd character slot is linked to your bank, anyone made a 2nd person?

Thinking of making one as a storage. Just buy them a 10-car garage (no apartment). Just to store cars and shyt.