The OFFICIAL GTA Online Thread #coligangbangbang (If you got deleted by accident just re-join)

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

I guess I'm going to have to bite the bullet and start doing missions and racing with randoms. Don't see too many invites and as soon as one pops up it's filled. Saw Violent Ducts one day like and within three seconds it was filled

 

[ChrisDorner]

they need to patch up the armors somehow

them shyts literally disappear with one and two shots

what's the point in having them?

You ever buy armor then get in a gunfight & have only a sliver of health left? it's worth it

 

[Blackout]

Was trying to board the helicopter in base invaders and got flattened by my teammate who was flying it.

 

[Plexxx]

Was trying to board the helicopter in base invaders and got flattened by my teammate who was flying it.

had one guy take off in the plane and leave me and the other 2 behind while we were trying to get in. dude really thought he was about to fly in there solo. dumbass cac fukked the mission up.

 

[JoelB]

Xbots add me Joelb585

I need to get my bread up

@colicolicoli dont wanna break off that trick $$ she been gettin off on me

 

[Sugar]

Xbots add me Joelb585

I need to get my bread up

@colicolicoli dont wanna break off that trick $$ she been gettin off on me

My nikka Joey B an xbox
Add, MightyMosMeth, breh. I should be on tomorrow evening.

 

[colicolicoli]

Xbots add me Joelb585

I need to get my bread up

@colicolicoli dont wanna break off that trick $$ she been gettin off on me

Joelb585 is online... *thinks here we go again*
Joelb585 has now started GTAV... "Lemme get my gun out just in case."

*gets a text msg saying someone has put a 9k bounty on me*
*looks whos all on the map*
*sees Joel's name*
*tries to make a run for my apartment*
*gets gunned down*


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*goes to send Joel a message*
*someone kills me while i'm doing this*
*knows it's Joel*
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*respawns and sees Joel picking on another coli breh Maalik Ashtar...I think @Ice Cold *
*kills Joel finally and puts an end to his treachery*

 

[duck]

for my coli clan brehs

 

[ChrisDorner]

Tried calling Lester ... dude told me not now, call back later.... but I'm like what the fukk I need it done now. Nevr used that feature again.

Will try it again when I need him. But if he dont help. He gone be in a wheelchair fukk that limp

Only works during missions

 

[JoelB]

Joelb585 is online... *thinks here we go again*
Joelb585 has now started GTAV... "Lemme get my gun out just in case."

*gets a text msg saying someone has put a 9k bounty on me*
*looks whos all on the map*
*sees Joel's name*
*tries to make a run for my apartment*
*gets gunned down*


--------------------------------------
*goes to send Joel a message*
*someone kills me while i'm doing this*
*knows it's Joel*
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*respawns and sees Joel picking on another coli breh Maalik Ashtar...I think @Ice Cold *
*kills Joel finally and puts an end to his treachery*

I'm sorry lets be friends

buy me a bugatti and I'll never smack ya kufi ever again... I promise

I didnt know Maalik was a coli brehbreh either... my momma raised me better than this

My nikka Joey B an xbox
Add, MightyMosMeth, breh. I should be on tomorrow evening.

 

[JoelB]

This nikka Carter went from level 5 to level 30 in 48 hours.... I wonder how that happened

 

[ikbm]

i just got tagged in this thread but i dont see shyt

 

[JoelB]

This nikka @jdashmaj came with the fly Bugle Boy jeans courderoy outfit He aint body nobody but he was fresh to deff

 

[FBGPlank]

Titan of a job is now 5k for ps3 players(coming soon to 360), R* also patched the LSC bike glitch but the super car glitch is still up and running(also coming soon to 360). They lowered the pay of other missions as well.

 

[Ice Cold]

I'm sorry lets be friends

buy me a bugatti and I'll never smack ya kufi ever again... I promise

I didnt know Maalik was a coli brehbreh either... my momma raised me better than this

I see you again I'm smacking your kufi off